I'd like to apologize...

[Father §p@z]

... For all the acts of faggotry previously carried out by me on these boards. I am no longer going to act like a big jackass, instead I will actually contribute something useful to the discussions and debates that arise on the boards. I hope you will all accept my appology.

[Brandon]

TOO LATE

[Father §p@z]

Why is it too late? Even if you don't accept my apology, I'm still going to act less like a faggot

[Esuohlim]

Your signature resembles mine. It's not cool to be like me.

[Terra]

Look, you either post like a faggot or a fucktard. There is no other way for us noobs. Solidarity is our mainstream. Watch the antelope and the elk herds. The ones who broke off from mainstream were the ones who were eaten. Learn from this lesson and you'll live long around here. The vet population is thinning out because we are wearing them out. They can only handle so much useless innanities before they begin to over identify with us and we can assimilate them.

One shot. One kill.

[Brandon]

Brak, brak, brak.. my name's Terra and I have big honkers.. brak brak brak.

[Terra]

Hark! A dickless fag!

[thebiggameover]

[Brandon]

Originally Posted by Terra

Hark! A dickless fag!

ZING!

[thebiggameover]

damn, terra posted right before me, but at what she said too...

[Rongi]

i hate to quote austin powers since i'm ashamed of seeing the movies, but terra is like the town bicycle, everyone's had a ride

[Terra]

Oh yes. Snappy repartee from ye olde gimpy cock from the lower forty.

Look, you need a dick to fuck. Remember?? We've gone over this again and again and again, Rongi.

[Rongi]

i bet your vagina is a primordial soup for stds

[Anonymous]

that's great spaz, but I want you to apologize for that apology first

[Father §p@z]

I can't, I'd go on forever

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Father §p@z

Why is it too late? Even if you don't accept my apology, I'm still going to act less like a faggot

Actually apologizing makes you MORE of a fucking faggot, dipshit.

Either accept the fact that you're a faggot ass fucktard, and spread your ass cheeks wide for every fucktard on here to make you their bitch. Or just kill yourself now. Fuck it, just kill yourself, there's no need for another Arrow X or sports.

Please transfer this thread to the Mock Wars.

[Father §p@z]

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong.
And how come every time you post you say something incredibly mean? I just don't understand why you think that stuff is fun, it's actually really hurtful to others. I think I'm gonna cry

[Rongi]

i'll will stop making fun of you if you admit you're like 13

[Father §p@z]

Sorry Rongi, I'm actually 18. I guess the eternal torture of Rongi's insults will forever haunt me.

[Rongi]

there is no way you can be 18 and be such a little pansy

[Helm]

If you're apologizing, it's because you finally agree what a worthless piece of shit you are. If you're a worthless piece of shit, then you do not belong here. We have no use for the likes of you. Go the fuck away and take your buckets of tears with you.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Father §p@z

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong.
And how come every time you post you say something incredibly mean? I just don't understand why you think that stuff is fun, it's actually really hurtful to others. I think I'm gonna cry

You're not a big man fucktard, you're a fucking Anime loving sissy who's backing down because you don't have a goddamn spine. The only reason why you're not backing down from me is in the hopes that by "hating" me, will somehow make you popular and accepted.

I guess it isn't entirely your fault, when your crack whore momma had you, she kept your little balls in her purse right next to her pipe, for safe keeping fucktard.

Please transfer this thread to the mock wars.

[Father §p@z]

Originally Posted by Helm

If you're apologizing, it's because you finally agree what a worthless piece of shit you are. If you're a worthless piece of shit, then you do not belong here. We have no use for the likes of you. Go the fuck away and take your buckets of tears with you.

I'm saying I was acting like a worthless piece of shit, and that now I'm going to act like a piece of shit that has a value of over fifty bucks. Kind of like that White Bat's poop in Ace Ventura 2. And Max, just stop coming here, you are using up too much bandwidth with your unfunny insults.

[Esuohlim]

Father Spaz the link to I-Mockery.com in your signature makes up for your behavior in the past because sweet Jesus it's near-impossible to find a way to the main site and your helpful link is a Godsend.

[Father §p@z]

Thanks