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Old Sep 1st, 2004, 10:29 PM        Fuel for AChimp
Quoth the summer girl now that she's back in New York for school:

"I'm on birth control again and my boobs are going to be HUGE!"

Posted in her blog five days after she moves into her new place and starts meeting fellow residents:

"The door opened, and the most beautiful man I'd ever seen in my single life smiled at me."

She was off the pill for the summer because she knew she wasn't willing to fuck anyone she couldn't stick with. Now she's going to fuck this guy because they will live in the same state for the next nine months. And they're going to break up after two months, which is how long she and I were together.

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Old Sep 1st, 2004, 10:48 PM       
fuel spilt after a bad car accident :/
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Old Sep 1st, 2004, 10:49 PM       
I still have to finish the second comic. I kept getting distracted. I'll try to have it finished tomorrow.

BTW, I told you she was shallow. Stuffing your cooter makes you loose and droopy, not deep.
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Old Sep 1st, 2004, 11:22 PM       
I get to insult her. You get to pick on me because you don't know the girl except from what I've said. She's well above average as far as "deep" goes, if I'm using the same banal high school definition you are (see Max's latest Schwarzenegger thread for what I think about "shallow"). As you may learn, possibly even *before* middle age, this is just the way human women are.

Not to mention basing any such judgment simply on sexual habits is absolutely retarded. Which is something you probably *won't* ever find out for yourself.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 01:28 AM       
She sounds shallow to me too, boss.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 05:11 AM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 05:13 AM       
You're such a drama queen Perndog
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 05:23 AM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 08:35 AM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 09:54 AM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 12:52 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:10 PM       
You're such a drama dog Pernqueen.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 12:12 AM       
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 01:02 AM       
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 01:47 AM       
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 01:49 AM       
THERES SOMEONE AT THE DOOR NEIL
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 01:49 AM       
THERES SOMEONE AT THE DOOR VIVIAN
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:47 AM       
I just went to you're so-called "Best page in the Universe" And read something called "mean girls hate me" And in that piece you say that you are 51. If you are really that old, I pity you, poor bastard, I pity you.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 11:07 AM       
Jixby's only 42...bet you feel fucking stupid now!!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 12:19 PM       
Please, don't tell me Father Spaz has just moved from the "ha ha what's a little verbal abuse among internet buddies" to the "you suck jizzby faglips i hate you whenever you post" stage.

It was draining enough with kellychaos.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:18 PM       
jesus christ father spaz you are slow
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 11:31 PM       
Jixby is so stupid. He never says anything intelligent. He should be banned since he is so annoying and obviously has no tact or style. He is cluttering up the board with uninteresting and annoying posts that no one wants to read. Unlike Father (Ss)p(at)z, who is in no way 51 years old.
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 12:31 AM       
Instead he's 10.
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 12:57 AM       
yea ji;X;by what the FUCK is wrong with you you have no TALENT and you fill this delicious forum with your SHIT what the FUCK FUCK you are like a FARt to the sisters FACE she hates it and SO DOES everyone
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