FOX NEWS HIRES ZELL MILLER!!!I

[mburbank]

I bet you thought that was joke title. It wasn't. Not content with the Lobyists sallary ol' Zel will be pulling down when he retires, He gone an gots hisself gig with folksy ol' Fox news, starting in january as a commentator for whenever they need punditry for the crazy-as-shithouse-rats crowd.

Maybe he'll get his own show, something along the lines of 'Zel Miller's fightin' words', or 'Pistols at dawn' or maybe "I say, suh, I's a slappin' you with mah glove!'