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Old Dec 24th, 2004, 11:33 PM        Frosty = Jesus?
I just realized that Frosty the Snowman is just an non-Christian form of telling the story of Jesus for Christmas time. Here's the facts:

*Frosty the Snowman was born from a magic hat (Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary. Though both are different. Both are things that are hard to believe. I am Christian and I do believe the Virgin mary being pregnant. Anyways..)

*Frosty brought the children joy (Jesus borught the people joy)

*Frosty melted (Jesus died)

*THe kids built a new snowman, put the hat on it, and Frosty was back again (resurrection of Jesus)

*The last lines in the song has Frosty saying "I'll be back again someday" (The Bible claiming Jesus will return to this world.)

It's kinda weird, really :/
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Old Dec 24th, 2004, 11:54 PM        Re: Frosty = Jesus?
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*Frosty melted (Jesus died)
WOW, MY GRANDMOTHER DIED TOO, YOU THINK SHE'S ALSO JESUS! :EEK
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Old Dec 25th, 2004, 01:07 AM       
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"I'll be back again someday"
More like "I'll be back sunday"
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Old Dec 25th, 2004, 01:28 AM       
I'm going to make a three hour movie about frosty melting.
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Old Dec 25th, 2004, 01:37 AM       
and also a lot of what the government says is lies!
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Old Dec 27th, 2004, 05:08 PM       
Nonsense! The lion in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was Jesus!
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Old Dec 27th, 2004, 05:25 PM       
WHEN I THINK OF THE VIRGIN MARY, I CERTAINLY THINK OF A HAT AS WELL
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 02:56 AM       
That's a rather stupid point. It's very similar to a student who gets an essay prompt that says "Describe this literary character" and they say "He is a Christ-like figure," Nearly every important literary character can be compared to jesus
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 02:58 AM       
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Nonsense! The lion in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was Jesus!
It's true!
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 03:08 AM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
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WHEN I THINK OF THE VIRGIN MARY, I CERTAINLY THINK OF A HAT AS WELL
When I think of the virgin Mary i get a boner

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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
I was under the impression that Jesus spoke english.
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