Who wants to be my baby?!

[kellychaos]

I will meet you in the Catskills. While there, I will give you dirty dancing lessons until the break of dawn. Just to humor me, dress as a teenager and tell me that you're going to be joining the Peace Corps and that this will be your last summer of innocence. I will be easy to recognize as I will be the guy in the airport sporting a mullet and holding up a sign that says "Baby?" on it. If you can swing it, please hire an over-the-hill actor to play your father and to make threatening phone calls to me. A personal appearance by him would be a plus but not a prerequisite. No applications will be accepted without pictures. If possible, please appear in the pictures wearing leg warmers. Your cooperation is appreciated.