What you like in the opposite sex?

[Command Prompt]

I'm always curious to see what others are attracted too in the opposite sex (or same, whatever I don't judge) I think I am too picky, however I always seem to get mostly what I want.

What I look for in Women:

- Nice Eyes (prefer brown or blue)
- Appreciates or compliments my sense of humour
- At least some university education
- Within 1.5-2 inches of my height (+/-)
- More Princess than Diva
- NOT one of the boys. She has to be a girly girl
- No stubby fingers. Long fingers only. That weird elongated middle toe is plausable only if she still has generally nice feet. So no freaky appendages please.
- Moderatley attractive. Ugly girls are far too self loathing and genrally have too many personal issues. I blame society for that so don't point fingers at me.
- Athletic. This isn't a body image thing, I work out and am in good shape so she damn well better be.
- Like musicals and dogs
- Prefer dolphins over unicorns
- Daily spooning
Edit: - smoke pot or at least not give me shit about smoking pot

Some of these can be exchanged for good taste in music. A woman with good taste in music is rare so I don't even bother looking for it.


K so whats your story

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by Command Prompt

What I look for in Women:

- At least some university education
- Within 1.5-2 inches of my height (+/-)
- More Princess than Diva
- Like musicals and dogs
- Prefer dolphins over unicorns
- Daily spooning
Edit: - smoke pot or at least not give me shit about smoking pot

A woman with good taste in music is rare so I don't even bother looking for it.

oh you little romeo

[Immortal Goat]

What do I like in the opposite sex?
MY PENIS!

[Karl Hungus]

seriously guys, where did all these creeps come from?

[WhiteRat]

Big breastasssss and one who can properly prepare a full salad bar.

[executioneer]

a sense of humor badum pssh

[Rongi]

somebody with all their original teeth

[executioneer]

what if they steal someone elses teeth IN ADDITION to the ones they already have

[Rongi]

that's even better

oh and all their original organs

[executioneer]

oh man i like where this is going

[Rongi]

and the same blood type as me

[BlueOatmeal]

As long as that bitch ain't fat!

[Karl Hungus]

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus

seriously guys, where did all these creeps come from?

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Command Prompt likes girls that buy dreamcasts! :o

[Rongi]

and command prompt if you ever meet anyone exactly like that i'll eat my shoe

[Helm]

whoa a lot of pathetic all at once slow down

[Dole]

Like musicals and dogs

You're sure its a woman you're looking for, yes?

[Command Prompt]

I agree with Helm

[MetalMilitia]

What you like in the opposite sex?

Me!

aaaaahahahahahahah

You guys should be paying me for this comedy gold.

[Dixie]

THAT'S what I look for in the opposite sex. My god Cronos makes me weak in my knees.
LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL TO THE GODS ROCK AND ROLL.
mmmmmm hmmmmmm

[adept_ninja]

must not steal my stuff

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Me!

aaaaahahahahahahah

You guys should be paying me for this comedy gold.

someone ALREADY DID MAKE THIS JOKE METALMILITIAN

[Rongi]

and she also has to have a v*gina

plz no glass in coocher

[executioneer]

what about if its a glass EYE though that might be kind of cool

[Rongi]

i guess but the last time i had sex with a glass v*gina my dick got cut up so bad it was like pizza cheese