The Prince and Princess of Denmark...

[Zhukov]

... are coming to visit the plebs in Tasmania, and I need a good idea for something idiotic to do in a photo with Mary Donaldson (the whore who left her home town Hobart to marry the stuck up cunt Fredrick).

So far all I have is a t-shirt with "Kill the Royals" hastily scrawled on it. :/ If I had an 'i-mockery' shirt you knows I'd wear that.

They'll be around the art school in a few hours.