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Mockery · #1

One of my all-time favorite arcade games, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, has now been raped by a rom hacker. No longer are the turtles doing the fighting, now it's all Chipmunks (well, except for a creepy Donatello-Chipmunk hybrid). Check out FatSatan's coverage of yet another classy rom hack!

ROM HACK REVIEW - TEENAGE MAMMAL NICE CHIPMUNKS II! by FatSatan:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/RomHacks/TMNC

Enjoy!

-RoG-

Cap'n Crunch · #2

I had this game for a while and I was wondering if any get around to reviewing it. The cartoon at the bottom is great.

Jixby Phillips · #3

This was hilarious

Anonymous · #4

Yes it was

FS · #5

thanks

noob3 · #6

IT MADE ME FORGET HOW TO READ

Ninjavenom · #7

What the hell was wrong with this hacker? No drugs jokes? No middle fingers at the start screen? No phallus-swords? What was his problem?

Blackjack · #8

Ahh yes, the Joys of Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles! No Ninjas for Europe

Krythor · #9

Let's melt snow and rebuild some city

CastroMotorOil · #10

That cartoon was definately awesome, the whole thing was LOL

James · #11

Ninjas are too good for your Yur-o-peen asses.

pjalne · #12

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Originally Posted by Blackjack

Ahh yes, the Joys of Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles! No Ninjas for Europe

And no wars for the ninja-free parts of Europe neither.

COINCIDENCE!?

Edit: Oops, better change that to 'European continent'. Forgot about fucking England.

NES Boy · #13

I liked it! "I didn't even know why I was fighting anymore. Was Dave dead? Kidnapped? Surgically altered to be given the appearance of April O'Neil? What?" HAHAHA!!!

Also I laughed out loud when I saw this...

Theodore: Oh, man! I wish I woulda stuck with rescuing Dave!

Only one little nitpick...

At the window name of the page, at the bottom of the window on the page, and after the review, you called the game "Teenage Mutant Nice Chipmunks II", which should be called "Teenage Mammal Nice Chipmunks II". Nothing against ya, just correcting you.

Mockery · #14

You sure? I just checked the page and I don't see where it says "Mutant" instead of "Mammal"

BTW, your sig pic is a bit too large, please reduce the size of it. That's one of the things we don't like on this board oversized sigs.

-RoG-

Skulhedface · #15

Like Ninjavenom, I'm concerned. It's a ROM hack... but it seems to be lacking numerous phallic and drug related references.

Sounds like a ROM hacker was asleep at the wheel. Or maybe just doesn't have homosexual psychoses and/or obsessions.

FS · #16

Don't worry. I compared this picture to the original game:

And yes, Shredder's silver hand-blades were edited to look like a particularly wimpy middle finger. This guy's trash talk may be limited to "damn", "beeyatch", "bastard" and "crap", but he's not afraid of flipping people off. Well, not of making Shredder flip people off, anyway.

Jixby Phillips · #17

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Originally Posted by Skulhedface

Like Ninjavenom, I'm concerned. It's a ROM hack... but it seems to be lacking numerous phallic and drug related references.

Sounds like a ROM hacker was asleep at the wheel. Or maybe just doesn't have homosexual psychoses and/or obsessions.

Like ninjavenom, you wanted to make an obvious joke. But instead of just shutting up after seeing him say it first, you decided to give yourself a boner and post anyway, so you could see the number under your name get higher.

You are fantastic at adding to jokes. You should get an emmy for it.

Mockery · #18

So has anybody figured out what's up with the "toast" in the game? I don't remember anything about the chipmunks liking toast. I remember alvin wanting a harmonica and a hoola-hoop at one time, but toast? o.O

Skulhedface · #19

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface

Like Ninjavenom, I'm concerned. It's a ROM hack... but it seems to be lacking numerous phallic and drug related references.

Sounds like a ROM hacker was asleep at the wheel. Or maybe just doesn't have homosexual psychoses and/or obsessions.

Like ninjavenom, you wanted to make an obvious joke. But instead of just shutting up after seeing him say it first, you decided to give yourself a boner and post anyway, so you could see the number under your name get higher.

You are fantastic at adding to jokes. You should get an emmy for it.

STOP TELLING ME HOW I THINK!

EatTheChildren · #20

for some reason i seem to remember one of the chipmunks saying "Toooooast!"... but I could just be mixing Alvin and the Chipmunks up with Ren and Stimpy. I tend to do things like that.