Well golley, collaborate and listen.
Pyle is back with a brand new invention.
When the barracks are lookin unsightly
Sgt. Carter gives me grief daily and nightly
Will he ever stop, gosh, I don't know
Turn off the tube and I'll go
To the extreme I do KP like a scandal
Light up a room and wax a floor like a candle
Drill go rush to the Seragent that looms
He's killing my feet like an infectious mushroom
Scary on a range with a gun in front of me
You think when I'm goofy it's really funny
Love it or leave it the Marines are great
You better hit bull's eye this Private always say
If there was a problem, gosh, I'll solve it
Check out the show while Sgt. Carter revolves it
