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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Austin
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Jul 25th, 2005, 03:31 AM
Citizen Chris Trew PART 2
Alright, I'm in Chicago right now doing improv and shit and I spend my weekends walking around the city finding fun and free things to do. I've spent a lot of time in Millenium Park because I like it. Yesterday there is this guy driving the golf cart around the park, a young guy. He's hauling cleaning equipment around, a weedeater, some garbage cans, yeah yeah.
He's smoking this cigarette, okay, and he drives past me and throws his cigarette on the ground. On the ground of the cleanest park I've ever seen while driving a vehicle around that carries items used to clean the park.
I'm not a superhero, but I've always wanted to do what I did, which was pick up a cigarette that the smoker threw on the ground and hand it back to him/her.
I'm sure I'm not the first, but I liked it. I like how the guy mumbled "thanks" and then drove off. The best part was how he drove in a direction that had a cool view that I'd never looked at before so I stood there looking. About a minute later he turned around and drove the cart back towards me and I was still standing in the same place, so I looked really creepy.
What a sucker.
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