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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 09:29 PM        I have the plague.
I can barely stay up for longer than 6 hours without needing to take a nap, and have been like this for 3 days already.

Fatbinge probably gave me this ailment because I have been kicking his ass in all our classes. I can't work on any of the assignments in the foreseeable future, and they are all due next Tuesday.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 09:32 PM       
only thing to do is stay online and work on your post count
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
I actually need to sleep... well... first shower, then sleep... then plot revenge... oh yes... revenge...
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 09:36 PM       
youll show them all chimp, all of those filthy bastards
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 11:55 PM       
TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR SIG
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 12:15 AM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 07:53 PM       
I must have pissed myself last night or something because I woke up around midnight and my bed was soaking wet. Really, really wet. I'm talking, so wet that it was dripping whatever substance had made it wet.

I had to change my covers and stuff.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 08:09 PM        try these
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 08:23 PM       
hey fookin, that aint cool, thats our resident chimp your hecklin

hes bigger than all of us
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 08:23 PM       
You are a good man.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 08:57 PM       
I'm having sinus problems now, and there is not a medicine anywhere that helps it, except the kind that makes you fall asleep, but then I sleep with my mouth open and then it's all dry in the morning and my lips are severely chapped.

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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:03 PM       
I had a sinus infection a few years ago, and they had to put this long metal wire up my nose to test the mucus.

I had no idea that my nasal cavity was that big.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
I never let any doctor take any samples from me. You never know, one of those crazy college educated fucks might try an clone me in his garage or some shit. I think having a clone of someone could make for some interesting practical jokes.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:12 PM       
Im sure nobody would want to make clones out of you
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
I would have sex with my clone, because I'm like that.

I'd kick him out of bed after, too.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
My clone would just sing constantly and make dumbass posts

thats why it would be just like me
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:17 PM       
Would you be gay if you had sex with your clone?
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:19 PM       
No, its pretty much like masturbation
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:23 PM       
What if it were somebody elses clone?
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:30 PM       
It wouldn't matter Evil Robot, you are gay. Why would you care.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:38 PM       
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It wouldn't matter Evil Robot, you are gay. Why would you care.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:58 PM       
If you think I'm so gay, then prove it and try to have sex with me.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:55 AM       
I think if you have sex with your clone you're gay, but if he just jerks you off, that's gravy.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 01:04 AM       
Yeah, that robo guy is so non-gay he'll knock your teeth out. With his dick. That only gets hard for girls. Hot girls. HOTT GIRLZ. HAY ANY LADIEZ IN THA HOUSE WANNA CHAT??
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 01:25 AM       
oh..my..god
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