Oh, dear! You mean God killed New Orleans?!

[WICKED]

OK, listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. GOD COULD NOT HAVE POSSIBLY SENT A HURRICANE TO NEW ORLEANS IN AN ATTEMPT TO KILL MARDI GRAS SINNERS!! How do I know this? Because, stupid, native New Orleans don't give a rat's ass about Mardi Gras. They try to get far away as they possibly can, and those that can't leave make every effort to stay indoors, away from the partying. If God was pissed about Mardi Gras, he would have targeted the tourists. He didn't. So shut up.