Chapelle Conspiracy

[ScruU2wice]

Someone posted this in the Channel 101 forums and it was pretty interesting at first.


http://www.chappelletheory.com/index.html








Spoilers? can you have spoilers to this?


I laughed out loud at this part

"The package — which arrived via UPS — contained a picture of Chappelle's sleeping children, taken the night before in Chappelle's house. A person who appeared to be of Al Sharpton's build was standing next to their beds."



AL SHARPTON: SHADOW ASSASIN

[Rez]

The next day a friend recounted a franti phone call from Chappelle at 2pm. Dav described the following story of the previou night, which his friend assumed, at the time to be a dream: (paraphrased

I was in bed next to my wife when I go woken up by a heavy pressure on my chest

I opened my eyes to find one of the thre men — that appeared in my bathroom day before — perched on top of my stomach wielding a Colt 45 handgun with a enormous silencer. The other two men wer holding me down. It seemed like my wif had been drugged, as she laid motionles but breathing next to me

Oprah Winfrey leaned forward an whispered in my ear "you better watch you step — we're representing interests mor powerful than you can imagine. You d remember that Farrakhan killed Malcom, an that Cosby, Johnson and I have more mone than God — we can keep this harassment u forever. Is this what you want your lif to be like Dave?

[Schimid]

I really, really wish I could say with 100% certainty that this is a joke, but it'd be so much funnier if it weren't.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

On Tuesday, while watching an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show, Chappelle recalled being completely stunned when Winfrey turned to the camera in the middle of interviewing Tom Cruise and said "Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Niggars sketch on your show this week, I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again."

The image, allegedly taped by Winfrey, and transmitted to Chappelle's house under the direction of Robert L. Johnson who called in some favors with Chappelle's local affiliate station manager, terrified Chappelle.

Ummm, yeah right...

[thebiggameover]

"The Dark Crusaders met again at the Omni Hotel to celebrate the publication of the Time article, and the delay on production of the Chappelle Show. All members agreed not to be seen together publicly in the next 12 months, and deny any involvement in the cancellation of Chappelle's Show if ever asked about rumors.

According to documents, they designated Farrakhan as the man to "silence" any member who appears to be considering talking about their involvement. They all left from separate entrances at the end of the party, and at staggered intervals. Their mission was complete."

the dark crusaders. hahahaha....

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum

Ummm, yeah right...

you rule royal tenenbaum!

[GADZOOKS]

It's the greatest story ever told.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

you rule royal tenenbaum!

OMFGGIHAA!

[Ivan Raged]

[Ivan Raged]

sorry for double post

[HickMan]

It's ok I laughed both times

[Jeff The Ninja]

Originally Posted by Ivan Raged

That should be a new emoticon

[executioneer]

i think SHUT UP should be ane moticon

[executioneer]

heres an emoticon for you *edited because the mods probably will anyways*

[Command Prompt]

like your conservitive government would ever allow something as poposterous as a secret coallition of wealthy, influential black americans.

PS hat monster scares me

[eggyolk]

i heard he went into rehab for world of warcraft addiction