W00T almost done

[ARMYFIREFIGHTER]

I just thougth I'd say, I got one more day left in the army!

I am outta here fuckers!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

great

[Emu]

man r u comin over i got b33r and pr0n

[DamnthatDavid]

What a god damn pussy. Military Fireman, and he happy to get out. Go speak to one of them Stryker units, and get yourself a real gun instead of just a limp hose.

[Jixby Phillips]

lI hope you get shot in a liquor store robery on your last day

[Womti]

you guys shouldnt bitch at him. hes in the marines, so he's more active and physically fit than any of you lazy assholes will ever be.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Congrats!
Bet you can't wait to come home!

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by womti

you guys shouldnt bitch at him. hes in the marines, so he's more active and physically fit than any of you lazy assholes will ever be.

o big whoop

america sucks france rules

[Lycurgus1985]

When on I-Mockery forums, you can always bet you'll be inside the cynics.

Anyway, glad to hear you'll be getting out soon. Must be a huge relief for you.

[GADZOOKS]

Hey you aren't supposed to post yet.

[Lycurgus1985]

I talked to AChimp and he told to just keep it to a minimum (and that I behave myself) so I did. I only posted 12 times today anyhow.

[GADZOOKS]

Well he sucks, now you have to deal with me.

And by the way, only posting 12 times is like saying you only ate 5 cheeseburgers.

[GADZOOKS]

and quit pm'ing me beastiality porn for fucks sake.

[DamnthatDavid]

you guys shouldnt bitch at him. hes in the marines, so he's more active and physically fit than any of you lazy assholes will ever be.

So why isn't his name Marinefirefighter?

Army firefighters are the laziest bitchs around. During Operation Desert Storm, they let Demolitions put out the oil fires. They just watched.[/quote]

[Lycurgus1985]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

and quit pm'ing me beastiality porn for fucks sake.

You've got delusional issues if you think I would send you anything disgusting like that. Personally, I'd track down the beastiality lovers and shoot them one by one. As I said before, I am completely against the fetishes of the fandom and rather avoidant of the fandom as a whole.

Not to mention there's a fine line between furry and beastiality. That's why it's called beastiality. Believe it or not, the two don't go hand in hand.

[sadie]

that has to be one of the stupidest signatures i've ever read, though i'm thankful it's not huge and graphic.

[Lycurgus1985]

Originally Posted by sadie

that has to be one of the stupidest signatures i've ever read, though i'm thankful it's not huge and graphic.

You have no idea of the immense yet amusing stupidity that is Troll 2. That's just 1/100000 of it. Venture into the cult abomination that is Troll 2 at your own risk.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Originally Posted by Lycurgus1985

You have no idea of the immense yet amusing stupidity that is Troll 2. That's just 1/100000 of it. Venture into the cult abomination that is Troll 2 at your own risk.

"Do you see this writing? *points to a sign on the door*... Do you know what it means?... Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it"

That movie was god awful.

[Lycurgus1985]

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx

"Do you see this writing? *points to a sign on the door*... Do you know what it means?... Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it"

That movie was god awful.

This is what happens when an italian director known for adult entertainment decides to make a fantasy film overseas in the US. Then again, Fragrasso does know a lot of his films are poorly made so I'll give him that much.

And it is now time for me to catch some zzzzzzzz's.

[Dole]

for fuck's sake, please just die you annoying twat. You don't have to give us a running commentary on the minutiae of your life.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Lycurgus1985

This is what happens when an italian director known for adult entertainment decides to make a fantasy film overseas in the US. Then again, Fragrasso does know a lot of his films are poorly made so I'll give him that much.

And it is now time for me to catch some zzzzzzzz's.

Stop posting

[bigtimecow]

this dude's been out for awhile he went AWOL and went to my house and was all "dude i'm tired zzz" and i said "hey buddy how about not" and he pulled a gun on me and the misses was all "honey come back to bed to get groovy" and i was all "bitch watch your throat" and then he shot me

[DamnthatDavid]

nooooo! Did you survive?

[Lycurgus1985]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

Stop posting

I love you too.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Lycurgus1985

I love you too.

Seriously.....stop posting. You're stupid, but not stupid enough to be funny. Just stop.