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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 11:12 PM        Anyone else a LITTLE sick of old people fucking on TV?
I have seen WAY to many commercials about old people and heavy sexual themes, I guess corprate america is trying to be funny. Well, thier not. Heres three pornold (I just made that up, its catchy) commercials I have seen in ONE commercial break

1.) I see this commercia where this old guy walks in, and shakes a bottle of "Vigrosa77" at his old wife as she unbuttons her dress,

2.) This couple is driving down to a party, and two people in the backseat are getting to third with each other, they arrive at the party and the man says "Mom, Dad, were here" and this old couple get out of the back seat.


3.) This couple trys this incest, or something, at they start amking out, tearing there clothes off as the camera goes out-of-focus.

PEOPLE THIS IS DANM WRONG AND IT HAS TO STOP!
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 11:24 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 11:24 PM       
YOU'RE RIGHT WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS OUTRAGE
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 12:07 AM       
HA HA HA CAPTIAN ROBO GO SUCK A COCK
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 12:15 AM       
YES I AGREE WE SHOULD TRY AS HARD AS POSSIBLE TO WIPE OUT THIS DISGUSTING PHENOMENOM OF OLD PEOPLE ON OUR TELEVISION SETS.

OLD PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING AND OLD AND SMELL BAD AND ARE BAD DRIVERS, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS THANKS TO STAND UP COMEDIANS.

BUT THEY SHOULD BE SHOVED INTO HOMES AND NEVER LOOKED AT BECAUSE THEY ARE DEPRESSING AND TELL OLD STORIES ABOUT THE WAR AND SAY "GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU GOSH DARN KIDS" AND THEY WEAR SUSPENDERS AND HAVE CANES.

AND THEY MOST CERTAINLY SHOULD NOT BE HAVING SEX, I MEAN COME ONE WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? IT IS DISGUSTING AND GROSS AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT OLD PEOPLE COPULATING DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO BUY PRODUCTS.

SOMETIMES IT CAN BE FUNNY TO SEE OLD PEOPLE "DOING THE NASTY" BUT THAT IS LIKE SEEING LITTLE KIDS SWEAR OR SEEING A SEXY LADY BE GOOD AT MATH, THEY ARE "FISH OUT OF WATER" ACTIVITIES AS YOU DON'T SEE THEM NORMALLY WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE FUNNY, BUT JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST I CAN'T TURN ON MY TELEVISION WITHOUT SEEING OLD PEOPLE "SCREWING" I MEAN COME ON HOW DISTURBING, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?

SO, JUST SAY NO TO OLD PEOPLE :D
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 12:19 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 12:56 AM       
old people are the best :/
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 05:48 AM       
NO BUT I AM SICK OF MONKEYS

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AND SQUIRRELS THAT TALK, DAMN SQUIRRELS
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 05:50 AM       
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How DARE you?
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
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(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 06:28 AM       
Would you hate the resident Chimp?
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
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