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Mockery · #1

Well I'm still not 100% better, but I've shaken most of this bug to where I can at least get some work done. Here's my first Bad Album review in a while... it's Macho Man Randy Savage's musical rap debut! If you listen to just one song from it, be sure to check out the title track because it's easily the best one on there as far as comedy goes.

ALBUMS THAT SUCKED: "MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - BE A MAN!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/machoman

Enjoy!

AChimp · #2

This was one of the greatest albums ever released.

Rez · #3

seriously.
what kind of hogan are you

Girl Drink Drunk · #4

Didnt you review that several months ago?

Johnny Couth · #5

Hogans a punk :o

Rez · #6

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Originally Posted by Sniperwulf

Didnt you review that several months ago?

i think he did. how else would i have known about it several months ago?

how else would i have made (hobo renee) look at it and decide it was so awesome we had to make a movie about a sock puppet that sounded JUST LIKE HIM (i found i could do a really good impression. like really good) adventuring through the state of california?

not browsing amazon that's for sure

Girl Drink Drunk · #7

Garth, your pills...

Mockery · #8

No, I didn't review it before. Maybe someone mentioned it when I reviewed the Hulk Hogan album a while back, but this is my first time covering Macho Man's album.

MarioRPG · #9

Yeah, that might be it. I seem to have some vauge deja-vu about this.

Girl Drink Drunk · #10

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Originally Posted by Mockery

No, I didn't review it before. Maybe someone mentioned it when I reviewed the Hulk Hogan album a while back, but this is my first time covering Macho Man's album.

That's weird. I swear I saw something about. I didn't see it under Albums that Sucked, but I'll have to check. I definately had the song "Be a Man"..........................Nevermind. I saw the review on Music Reviews. It wasn't an actual article by the staff http://www.i-mockery.com/musicreview...led.php?id=904. Sorry to cause the confusion.

Chojin · #11

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Originally Posted by Sniperwulf

Garth, your pills...

lol ;<

there was a thread about this album on here a few years ago, too.

Girl Drink Drunk · #12

"Macho Man not only criticizes the Hulk for dodging him in the ring, but he even mocks his film career! 'They call you Hollywood (huh huh) don't make me laugh, cuz your movies and your actin' skills are both trash. Your movies straight to video the box office can't stand, while I got myself a feature role in Spider-Man!' A feature role? Hahahah, sorry to break it to ya Randy, but you were in Spider-Man for about a minute. And your role was playing a wrestler named "Bonesaw"... so how much acting did that really require?"

Lol. I actually enjoyed Mr Nanny as a kid, somewhat. It's also hilarious to think of New York Dolls singer David Johansen as the badguy with the metal-place head, trying to ram Hulkster.

Miss Modular · #13

I remember playing "Be A Man" on my radio show during my senior year of college.

Our general manager LOVED IT!

Skulhedface · #14

If Savage had been smart he'd have been rapping about those Slim Jims.

I consider it a missed product placement opportunity, and well, good ol' Randy either just screwed himself out of more royalties, or took the idiot route if this thing happened to be self-financed.