I don't understand fatty love

[James]

I mean, you know?

See, here's the thing. If someone's fat, fine. They can still be attractive and all. But what's the deal with people who just love fat, regardless of who its attached to? You look like Peter Griffin covered in red splotches and bad teeth? And you're also old? WHO CARES YOU ARE FAT SO HOORAY! Why is fat such a fetish that it trumps things like overall appearance and basic hygeine?

Like, let's say I'm attracted to girls with brown hair. By Fatty Love Law, every girl with brown hair must be ZOMG HOT to me.

So what's the deal with people who dig the hambeasts?

I don't even mean feedies/feeders, who get off on the idea of feeding a tubby bitch until she can't fit through the front door either. I just mean the guys who like fat chicks. Those other guys are just fucked in the head, and are unforgivable by God and everyone.