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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 01:12 PM        Toy Story VS. Puppet Master
Who would win? Toy Story's teamwork, intelligence and creativity or Puppetmaster's magic, deadly force and apathy for others?
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 01:27 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 01:34 PM       
I have to agree with Proto, Batman would win.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 04:54 PM       
The 80's Batman comics rocked, it went downhill after "Knightfall."

I mean, the person who kicked his ass and damaged him for life was Bane. BANE. Not the Joker, not Two-face... BANE. The asshole in the wrestler costume


P.S Toy Story would win
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 06:16 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 08:38 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
Val Kilmer.

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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 10:51 PM       
Superman would win because he is a fucking invincible alien.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
Ah, fuck you, guys. I hate all of you.

By the way, I'm with Royal on this one. There's just no stopping Superman.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 01:45 AM       
Yeah, except every time Batman and Superman go at it in the comic books, Batman kicks his ass.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
Why the fuck would Batman and Superman battle each other in the first place? Aren't they, like, supposed to be fighting the crime together? I can understand bad guys vs. bad guys but good guys vs. good guys? That's just fucking absurd.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 02:22 PM       
While they're practically best pals most of the time, their moral standpoints are vastly different (Superman being pro-law and Batman being a vigilante, for instance). Also, Batman is a fucking psycho at times, and there are all kind of brainwashing machines around. They've been duking it out more times than I can count.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 02:30 PM       
I would love to see Blade rip up Woodie. That would be great. SPIKE EYES RULE
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 07:26 AM       
Pssshhhh, all Woody would have to do is sharpen his scalp and headbutt Blade in the heart.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 10:30 AM       
Didn't Batman whip out the kryptonite that Superman entrusted to him once?
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 12:28 PM       
Probably.

Those two characters are at odds with each other quite a bit, actually. Batman usually wins though, because he is far more intelligent than Superman. Supes usually dishes out quite a pounding, but he's no tactician like Batman. Bats plans for everything and has contingency plans ready. Plus he's not afraid to fight dirty, whereas Clark is a fucking boy scout.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 01:00 PM       
THE PENGUIN

not the gay as one from the tv shoe

the danny devito one, i mean he has a fuckin HELICOPTER UMBRELLA!!!
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 02:43 PM       
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Probably.

Those two characters are at odds with each other quite a bit, actually. Batman usually wins though, because he is far more intelligent than Superman. Supes usually dishes out quite a pounding, but he's no tactician like Batman. Bats plans for everything and has contingency plans ready. Plus he's not afraid to fight dirty, whereas Clark is a fucking boy scout.
I am not very keen on Superman, but dosn't he beat the shit out of some guy named BRAINIAC all the time? You'd think somone named BRAINIAC would be slightly smart, no? Couldn't Superman just cave in Batman's head with one punch, regardless of Batman's intelligence?
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
Yes, he certainly could if he wanted to. But he doesn't want to. Because he's a goody goody boy scout. He'll hold back and just try to restrain Batman, while Bruce will just kick him in the nuts.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 01:04 AM       
In a way, Superman is sure a tough bastard for taking the beating from Batman rather than beating him to the pulp with his super powers. This shows how true and loyal Superman is to the crime fighters like Batman. Loyalty is what you learn in boy scout.
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 01:17 PM       
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THE PENGUIN

not the gay as one from the tv shoe
TV shoe... HAHAHAHA! Now you can watch TV in your shoe!!

Seriously, I haven't really seen Puppet Master, so Toy Story gets my vote by default.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 10:27 AM       
Superman has one advantage over Batman aside from all the superpowers; I'm pretty sure that he knows that Batman is Bruce Wayne. In that Death of Superman aftermath, Superman asks Batman to come with him to that machine city where all the other superheroes are getting together to destroy it. He immediately recognizes that, aside from a different costume, it's not the old Batman underneath the mask, but he doesn't have time to use his x-ray vision to find out for sure.
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 10:54 AM       
I've never seen any Toy Story movie so Puppet Masters II gets my vote
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 11:06 AM       
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Those two characters are at odds with each other quite a bit, actually. Batman usually wins though, because he is far more intelligent than Superman. Supes usually dishes out quite a pounding, but he's no tactician like Batman. Bats plans for everything and has contingency plans ready. Plus he's not afraid to fight dirty, whereas Clark is a fucking boy scout.
is just because of the freaking kryptonite ring
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