Fartinmowler Private Dick

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Fartin Mowler Private Dick


Mister Will Graham

So where are we headed?

Fartin Mowler

Downtown my friend

The two detectives end up in a Queen St West Apartment building Lobby. A young lady is heading out the door as the detectives are entering

Fartin Mowler

Stop her

A young whore that Fartin Mowler recognizes even though she tries to keep her head down.

Whore

You like what you see detective?

Lifts up her shirt

Fartin Mowler

Can I have some Syrup with those pancakes?

Mister Will Graham coughs as he tries to hold back laughter

The whore tries to struggle her wrist out of Mister Will Grahams Grasp


Fartin Mowler

Bring her up

The two detectives enter the room with the whore who is holding her nose

Whore

What’s that smell?

Mister Will Graham

Decomp…the smell of death (pauses and then turns around upset) you dirty whore

Whore (laughs and then lights a cigarette)

So who is it?

Fartin Mowler bends down and searches pocket to find I.D.

I could only find this Porn King Dong Video credit card with the name Animadverto

Mister Will Graham

Looks well used, probably an alias

Fartin Mowler

Yes it does, the magnetic material when you swipe is almost gone

Whore

Can you pull his pants up? That’s disgusting

Fartin Mowler

What you’re telling me you haven’t seen that wiener before?

Mister Will Graham pulls out a giant Dong in a dresser drawer next too the dead body.

Mister Will Graham

I’m sure this was used more than a few times

Fartin Mowler

What makes you think so?

Mister Will Graham

If you look close you can see brown ring lines that go up the Dong (smiles) it’s like a tree

Whore (looks bored as she puts another smoke in her mouth)

I don’t get it

Fartin Mowler

I know you killed him

Whore

Fuck you copper

Whore pulls her had loose and runs towards the door only to be shot by Mister Will Graham

Back in the Holster Mister Will Graham slowly slides his gun in, but not before he kisses the hot steel and say’s a few words

Mister Will Graham

I don’t like to do stuff like that it bothers me. (Paces the floor and lightly kicks the body).

Fartin Mowler

I know (Fartin notices something about Daphne’s shirt) can you pull up her shirt again?

Mister Will Graham

Why? they're not very impressive, I mean I’m sure some guy’s might find that attractive

Fartin Mowler

No look there is another t-shirt under that black one she is wearing

Mister Will Graham

Holy shit you’re right (reads the logo on the t-shirt) Porn King Dong and look she has a pin that say’s “employee of the month” still stuck to it

Fartin Mowler

Well Will are job is done here

Mister Will Graham

Should I put her shirt down chief?

Fartin Mowler

Sure and take a few pictures for later

Mister Will Graham (gives a look of a job well done and high fives Fartin)

Will do