Military Gossip

[DamnthatDavid]

So, living in close proximety to two of the larger military bases in the states, I have gained a couple of military friends.

Except the bloody airforce pilots. button pushing egomanical chairjocky whores...

Anyway, the word around the military right now is that if you are black, go to Japan. Hip-Hop is a big thing in the land of the Rising Sun, and on Okinawa (where the largest Ameircan bases is located)
being black means you can hook up with any Japanese girl with just a simple "Yo Biatch, forshizzal!"

But Do not despaire my white brothers! the place for us right now is Australia! Word of Navy and Airforce mouth claims that the average aussie man treats women worse then drunk trailer park trash back here in the states. The Aussie women, so desperate for nice guys, hook up with anyone without a aussie accent in likkity-split time.

In the far east, the great land of China, where some cross-military training within the Coast Guard (American, Chinese, Russian) news has spread that the Chinese people are desperate for taller genetics. So if you have height, you can whore yourself off to the population. It helps if you are Asian, if not, you might be turned down.

More gossip to come.