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Old Dec 24th, 2006, 09:43 PM        Can Santa help your love life?
this was me last year



shortly after i got my wish and this year we are planning marraige.

I just wanna say thanks to the man in red for making it happen.
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Old Dec 24th, 2006, 10:45 PM       
she a mail order bride?
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Old Dec 24th, 2006, 10:48 PM       
santa order bride.
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Old Dec 25th, 2006, 04:59 AM       
faggot order bride

see my thread where i blow the lid off the santa situation

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Old Dec 25th, 2006, 05:56 AM       
Asians look like little boys you know. Might as well fuck a grade-schooler you fucking pedo.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 05:56 PM       
fuck you sir asians are sexy
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 12:14 AM       
Well since you are 12 that wouldn't make you a pedo, just gay, so don't worry!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 05:30 PM       
ask any hetero male here and they will tell you that asians are sexy.
also im not 12, your 12.
Also im going to shoot your mother in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies you fucking faggot.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 05:47 PM       
sounds like you have low standards, maybe when you get older you won't want to fuck bullet holes/little boys?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 06:35 PM       
I only fuck kids out of spite so if you have kids watch out because im going to touch them where they pee from.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 06:40 PM       
man this is a feel good thread if i ever read one thnx guys
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 06:51 PM       
Did you know that his girlfriend is hot AND azn?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 07:13 PM       
no i dont really divulge in the personal lives of people on this board.

That would be weird and creepy.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 07:25 PM       
He only talks about his sweet azn girlfriend in every five posts he makes.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 07:35 PM       
now that you mention it i do recall that he does that because i made fun of him for it; I just didnt know she was azin.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 07:40 PM       
i didn't know you were into childrens genitalia
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 07:10 PM       
Not normally but seeing you in pain makes me feel good inside so i'll go through it. why not?
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 12:37 AM       
Why not molest small children? It's none of my business if it makes you feel better, Adept Ninja.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 03:40 PM       
Her face seems quite manly.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 03:59 PM       
those are really Lenor's tits. :/
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 04:47 PM       
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Supa likes the big bottom girls with da cottage cheese...
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 06:28 AM       
Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round.
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 01:48 PM       
Get on your bikes and ride.

we had this discussion once... but if I recall, didn't you go to prom with a Asian girl? Or was she islander? I don't remember.
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Old Jan 8th, 2007, 07:39 PM       

She was Blackanese
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