I am um-American

[James]

(Yes, UM-American)

I got MacDonald's the other day, because the new Chicken McNuggets give me a wicked hard-on. And on my fries, there was one of those peel-off game pieces for their latest contest.

It told me I did not win. Then, right below that, it told me I did not win... IN SPANISH. Apparently, game pieces now have to be bilingual.

Now, I got MacDonald's again today. 3 more game pieces. All said I did not win... all in a different way ("Sorry, maybe next time." or "Sorry, you can't always win."). And all said I did not win... IN SPANISH.

So, fuck you and your bilingual non-winning game tickets, America. Fuck you in your little hispanic ass.

And fuck you for lowering the chances of me getting a free ice cream or some shit. 4 losing pieces in a row? Fuck you. I remember when I could pull off a piece and AT LEAST win a fucking small fries. Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU.

[Jixby Phillips]

You like McDonalds.

[noob3]

Jixby likes things. Or maybe he dosn't, I dunno.

[Rongi]

I still don't get the UM-American thing

[glowbelly]

hispanics are not americans they are hispanics and they should be put on a boat and sent back to where they came from.

in london, you get to pick between english, german or french at the atm. it's neato. you friggin' unamerican hispanic hater.

[The Unseen]

Go have sex with someone and stop filling these boards with your sleazy trash

[Protoclown]

EAT A DICK

[AChimp]

Everything in Canada has to have French on it. It's quite funny, because half the time, the French translates into nothing remotely related to the English.

[The Retro Kat]

I think if the hispanics want to get into our country, we should have at least a deadly obsticle course to cross from Mexico.

[James]

You are missing the point.

This is a "sorry, you didn't win shit" peel-off game piece on a fucking cup of soda. I can understand that we're a melting pot for all cultures. But isn't this a little too far?

If things keep going like this, the next dollar you take a look at might say, "En Dios Confiamos en" above "In God We Trust."

[The Retro Kat]

Deadly Obsticle Course.

[FlakTrooper]

My main concern is why you didnt win anything. Four game pieces that were all losers. Its a shocking conspiracy. Back when they had the monopoly game you would always win something, even if it was a shitty apple pie that burned your mouth.

[pjalne]

CANADIAN BILINGUAL DVD COVERS ARE FUCKING UGLY AND ANNOY ME LOTS

[starz]

Originally Posted by The Unseen

Go have sex with someone and stop filling these boards with your sleazy trash

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Jamesman

(Yes, UM-American)

It told me I did not win. Then, right below that, it told me I did not win... IN SPANISH. Apparently, game pieces now have to be bilingual.

Another way of taking our constitutional rights. If they were in ONLY english, then some of the hispanics wouldn't know they had won and they'd have to extend the contest to get rid of all the surplus sodas. This extension would lead to further soda winnings for all the english-speaking guys and still no soda for the spanish-speaking guys. CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY!!

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I believe they should have the obsticle course and if they make it through they should have to know good english (more than one sylable words like fuck and shit) and if they dont they should have to go back to mexico through the obsticle course and cant come back.

[James]

"they should have to know good english"

So when do we get to send you back?

[FlakTrooper]

Originally Posted by GothNAPrepsBody

I believe they should have the obsticle course and if they make it through they should have to know good english (more than one sylable words like fuck and shit) and if they dont they should have to go back to mexico through the obsticle course and cant come back.

Tsk tsk tsk. Run-on sentences are not good english.

[Esuohlim]

Thanks for pointing out the irony that we all got anyway.

[punkgrrrlie10]

the whole bilingual thing is motivated by expanding your market. You cater to whomever you think are going to be buying your product and if you have a large spanish speaking population it's good business sense to have it in both languages.

[Perfect Suspect]

I say...

Our country, Our language

If they wanna live here, they'll just have to learn English. They should do that instead of sitting on their cars all day without any shirts on.

[Les Waste]

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

I think if the hispanics want to get into our country, we should have at least a deadly obsticle course to cross from Mexico.

WE DO! Haven't you fuckers ever seen "El Norte?" I'd rather sneak across the U.S. border to Africa than sneak across the Mexican border to America, you retarded fucks.

And fuck you, Perfect Suspect. The mexicans without shirts sitting on their car hoods are citizens. Those are the children of illegal immigrents. Or they're Puerto Ricans. Illegal aliens from Mexico live in cardboard shanty towns and work 22 hours a day digging holes and burying them again.

[Perfect Suspect]

Well maybe that is custom in Wisconsin, but not down here.

[The Retro Kat]

DEADLY OBSTICLE COURSE.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Originally Posted by FlakTrooper

My main concern is why you didnt win anything. Four game pieces that were all losers. Its a shocking conspiracy. Back when they had the monopoly game you would always win something, even if it was a shitty apple pie that burned your mouth.

The Monopoly game was a sham. They put the pieces you needed to win in a different country or something like that. They stopped doing that Monopoly thing. I agree with Jamesman, they did go alittle to far when they put Spanish on your goddamn peel-and-lose ticket. I think it is because there are more hispanics coming into our country. (I knew someone who worked at Census)