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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 06:56 PM        I'm from the future
I'm from 2023, I traveled into the future (2063) where I met the back-to-the-timeist and now I am here. Unfortunatley for me, we did not have room for my Future-Machine in his Back-in-Time machine, and we arrived in a "forest" where the back-in-timest was brutally mauled and killed by an ancient grizzly bear thought to be extinct. Now I work at 7-11.

How is everyone doing?
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:01 PM       
OMG!

Quick! Tell me what your 4th post will say!
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:03 PM       
Great, how bout you take a trip to the Back-in-Time machine and kill your mother before she had you.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
Why don't you go back in time where anyone actually gave a damn about your Matthew.

Futurist, tell us tales from the fututre, do flying cars exist then, is Bob Hope finally dead then, oh the questions!
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
He's from the future!
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
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OMG!

Quick! Tell me what your 4th post will say!
Do you think I am psychic, you imbecile? Do I need to explain to you how time travelling works? Stupid 20th century child.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:11 PM       
Do monkeys really take over the world??

OMG ARE YOU A MONKEY?
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:14 PM       
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Why don't you go back in time where anyone actually gave a damn about your Matthew.
Let's go back to when people only liked you because you made songs.

Make sure to stay there and never travel to that sad moment you started posting otherwise.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:15 PM       
Your the only person that hates me besides mowler and that red forman guy...

So i must say that hurts
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:18 PM       
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Your the only person that hates me besides mowler and that red forman guy...

So i must say that hurts
That's OK. Conversely, no one here likes Matt Harty.

Or me, for that matter.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:20 PM       
Never said I hate you. Can't let your little re-marks go unnoticed though.

Not like I can say anything without you replying with something twice as pointless.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:20 PM       
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Why don't you go back in time where anyone actually gave a damn about your Matthew.

Futurist, tell us tales from the fututre, do flying cars exist then, is Bob Hope finally dead then, oh the questions!
We all ride bicycles in the future, it's true. Atleast in the United Canimerico. Cars are outlawed in the UC in 2023, due to the obseity epidemic. Flying cars are eventually invented however, but only shortly before Japan is L-Bombed by the Iraqi front in the 4th World War.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
Iraq still exists
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:25 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:28 PM       
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OMG!

Quick! Tell me what your 4th post will say!
Do you think I am psychic, you imbecile? Do I need to explain to you how time travelling works? Stupid 20th century child.

It apparently works with the flux cappacitor.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:29 PM       
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Never said I hate you. Can't let your little re-marks go unnoticed though.

Not like I can say anything without you replying with something twice as pointless.
And the circle continues
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:29 PM       
Capacitor.

And I must ask, are these Matt Harty and Professor Cool characters prime examples of the 2003 conscious? If so, the year 2003 sucks.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:32 PM       
Your 4th post will say "Capacitor".

EDIT - Oh shit. Looks like you posted it before I had a chance.

EDIT - Oh shit. You edited it.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:32 PM       
Why do all you new people just HAVE to do this in EVERY thread?
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:35 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
Please, please, show some respect for The Futurist.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
This is why we don't like newbies, pointless bickering that derails threads. And if you are a moron, please do not fight the other morons.

(PS - Do as I say and not as I do.)
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:40 PM       
I swear every thread I've looked at in this forum since we got the new boards has been consumed by the same people bitching at each other about which one is more retarded.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:48 PM       
Yeah but see if Prof hadn't said anything, I wouldn't have created 3 extra posts telling him how much of an idiot her is.

Even if it makes me one.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 07:49 PM       
Maybe you shouldn't have fucking made a idiotic insult towards The Futurist, idiot. And ven if it was just some random newbie, you still do not have the right to newbie bash.
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