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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 09:07 PM        I'm too hairy
I'll be 17 in a month and I think I am too hairy for my age

I don't know why this is in loveline
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
Thank god you revealed your age, this explains that vagina post.. now on to helping.. Just shave or wax your chest like all the other hairy beasts do..
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 12:08 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 12:52 AM       
AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH SOME HAIR
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 05:52 AM       
RAAAAR

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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 09:07 AM       
what's too hairy for your age?
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
If you dont want to risk the dangerous shaving, here are some famous hairy idols
1)Chewbacca
2)Alf
3)Yogi Bear
4)Bill Clinton
5)Hillary Clinton
6)Protoclown
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 07:30 PM       
8) Robin Williams.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 08:37 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 09:12 PM       
I have back hair.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
we can start a hair club for boys ..i mean men
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 10:30 PM       
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I have back hair.

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!! Shave it off!
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
It's not like visable hair. But I know that it will be, someday

And I have a hairier chest than all my friends, I have that hair that is creeping on the collar bone :/ I shave that =(
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 12:44 AM       
At least its not visible yet...Shave it off before it gets that way.
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 01:39 AM       
When you start growing hair on your ass, then you should start worrying.
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 03:58 PM       
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8) Robin Williams.
I was gonna say that!

you stole my post! *sob*
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 06:58 PM       
FS said it. Take pride in your testosterone, man.
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 11:35 PM       
I made the list!

I really AM a hairy bastard too.

I have too much chest hair.
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 12:28 AM       
I bet you have the hairiest balls in the world, too. :O
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 04:50 AM       
You can never be too rich, too well-endowed, or too hairy

I mean... you can't, can you?

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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 06:44 AM       
Proto, somehow I just knew that youd be a hairy bastard
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 01:08 AM        ...
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shave or wax your chest
Fuck that shit. Grow it long and proud my brother! The only thing I shave is my nuts... and that's because a woman tends to lean to the silky-smooth feel of a shorn sac. Flossin' with pubes ain't pretty for anyone.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
The thing is, the one good thing I have going for me is that I'm cute. It's hard to be cute when you're all grizzly-like.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 08:27 PM       
What if you are going for the Teddy Bear look?
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