Swiss Navy personal lubricants

[Sethomas]

My significant other had me buy some of this. Aside from it costing $15 for like three fluid ounces (is that normal market price? I wouldn't know.), I wonder: why should I trust ANY product deriving its name--if not associated with--the navy of a landlocked country? Does Switzerland really have a navy? The only historical purpose I can imagine for it would be when Switzerland was commissioned in the Renaissance to defend the Papal States. Maybe the Swiss Navy protects the pope from pirates? If so, wouldn't it be contrary for them to sell personal lubricants? I really have no idea here.