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Archduke Tips · #1

How would you guys recommend that I go about removing the hair on my nutsack?

I've used a trimmer to get rid of it before, but I'd rather try one of those hair removal creams. I'm afraid though that I am going to chemical burn my testicles.

Thanks.

MattJack · #2

Man why would you even want to? Hair on the nutsack, to women, is like the cherry on top. They love it! TRUST ME

with that said, I always use a brand new Mach 3 Fusion or something like it. I would also say get some nice shaving cream, like for sensitive skin. Do it in the shower as well, make sure it's hot in there.

Goat Cheese · #3

trusty ol' chainsaw.

Jeanette X · #4

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Originally Posted by RussoNWM

I've used a trimmer to get rid of it before, but I'd rather try one of those hair removal creams. I'm afraid though that I am going to chemical burn my testicles.

Thanks.

DO NOT USE HAIR REMOVAL CREAM ON YOUR SCROTE!

If you'd seen what it did to my upper lip, you would never, ever, EVER let that vile stuff anywhere NEAR your genitals.

Just crouch over a magnifying mirror in a well-lit bathroom and shave it carefully.

MetalMilitia · #5

You can go to places and they'll wax it for you.

Terra · #6

sitting on a firecracker will remove the need to ever shave your scrotal sack again

MattJack · #7

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

You can go to places and they'll wax it for you.

the_dudefather · #8

the penn and teller episode 'hair' shows waxing of that variety in great detail

"and then there's this asshole...."

Seven Force · #9

Gettin' prepped for the sex re-assignment? You don't have to go the extra mile dude the have machines and depilatory creams that will do a much better job than that.

I GUESS if you want to though, get Nair. There's no way in hell that will burn your junk. If it does though, just use some bengay.

Pudty · #10

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Originally Posted by MattJack

Man why would you even want to? Hair on the nutsack, to women, is like the cherry on top. They love it! TRUST ME

with that said, I always use a brand new Mach 3 Fusion or something like it. I would also say get some nice shaving cream, like for sensitive skin. Do it in the shower as well, make sure it's hot in there.

Correct and agreed, partially. I think a quick graph will explain the relation of female arounsal to pubic hair.

You'll notice the length of the pubic hair arouses females to a point, then tapers off quickly. It is really the surface area the hair covers that makes or breaks it. Keep the surface area low and you are going to play women like a shitty popular videogame.

Womti · #11

oh wow pudty, you're a PROFESSIONAL

MetalMilitia · #12

A real man would use a belt sander.

Cosmo Electrolux · #13

burn it off or use hot wax.

Archduke Tips · #14

Thanks those of you who gave good advice.

I just like to keep trimmed for my woman! I have the Italian Stallion man hair around my genitals.

Archduke Tips · #15

Okay, I tried hair removal cream, "bikini wax", on a small spot on my inner thigh area where there is a little bit of bush. It worked better than shaving, but the results were not that much better to warrant its use in the future. Plus I have to wait 24 hours to find out if it will irritate that spot or not.

I used my good ol' beard trimmer and a pair of scissors to take on the rest of the hair. I found that sliding the trimmer gently around my ballsack took the hair off, but I did get one nick. It doesn't hurt all that bad, and the bleeding was very minimal. Keeping the trimmer slightly off from the skin is the best procedure here. When I was done, I came in with a pair of scissors to get any hairs I missed.

This worked very well, and I would definetly recommend sticking to the trimmer/scissors for anyone else looking to trim their pubic area.

Terra · #16

it must've been a sight to watch

Pudty · #17

Dude, just get a brand new razor, like 2 blades max, and just have at 'er in the shower.
Not that hard.
Like about as hard as Mattjack in an all girls college for really hot babes.
Not very hard.

Grislygus · #18

I'm not convinced that this is a subject you're familiar with, pudty.

Pudty · #19

I'm not convinced that this is a subject you're familiar with, Grislygus.

Grislygus · #20

And, your opinion is supposed to matter... ?

noob3 · #21

Russo, it's a tricky way to do it, but after you spend a few months mastering this technique it is probably the best way to do it:

Use a cigarette lighter.

After the smell quits bothering you, and after you become good enough to avoid burning the ball flesh, you will really reap the rewards of quick & easy ballsack hair removal.