This is the thread I'm going to make

[Sethomas]

I'm going to make this thread on the boards, and I don't want any fucking posters of suck sucking up this thread with their drivel. I know that for my having said that, the exact people I was addressing will likely want to post here. Some of them will do so because they don't realize how much they suck, some will do it because they think they're being funny. In either case, such posters will eventually find themselves burning in hell for all eternity for their sins herein. Don't let that be you, because this is the thread that I'm making that's going to rock and roll like the badest motherfucker that ever played the entire Freebird solo with only a spice rack and telekinesis. The only posts in this thread will be placed here by cool cats who are cool from the core. If you post here, you are saying that the sinew binding your vertebrae is the essence of cool, otherwise I have tacet permission to kick your ass into perdition. And I'll do so in a way that hurts really really badly.

So I was thinking, Thai people are awfully skinny. Especially since they eat peanuts with everyfuckingthing and noodles.