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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:21 PM        Mother's Day stuff
I was going to ge my mom some nice flowers for Mother's Day, but it occurred to me that I have no idea which kind to get. Any suggestions?
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:26 PM       
buy some that smell nice.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:28 PM       
I think you should get some shitty flowers out of a dumpster, and make sure they smell like crap. Then you can be unique!
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:36 PM       
either works, just don't trust the florist, as he will try to sell you whatever he has too many of.

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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:51 PM       
Have you considered a plant? If she's into gardening, she'll get a lot more enjoyment from a plant since they last longer. You can get an idea of what she might want from what she's planted before ... maybe even plant it (or them) for her.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 01:15 PM       
get her some white tulips, then take her down by the waterfront with some wine and candles so you can SEX HER UP REAL GOOD. A-HYUCK.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
sjjjjjjj, you fucking pervert.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 03:59 PM       
SADIE IS A MOTHER! GET HER, GET HER!
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Old May 6th, 2003, 05:06 PM       
i'm a wily one. :P
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Old May 6th, 2003, 05:09 PM       
There's a Carnivorous Amazonian Rainforest plant that smells like rotting meat when in flower. That's always popular.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 05:25 PM       
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There's a Carnivorous Amazonian Rainforest plant that smells like rotting meat when in flower. That's always popular.
I'm pretty sure it isn't carnivorous...I think the rotting meat smell is to attract flies to pollenate it.

And here is a nice mother's day idea for you all:

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/img247/sl048.gif[/img]
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Old May 6th, 2003, 09:58 PM       
get some tiger lilies.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
irises

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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:21 PM       
An iris look like shat compare to tiger lily.
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Old May 7th, 2003, 12:17 AM       
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And here is a nice mother's day idea for you all:

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/img247/sl048.gif[/img]
Bah. Mike's Left Hand is better.
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Old May 7th, 2003, 12:36 AM       
I bought my mom a frying pan so she can cook me more food.
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Old May 7th, 2003, 10:01 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
i am getting nancy a hard weiner and a twelve pack of milwaukees best.

or something like that.

and since i cant resist the easy joke: you should give her a nice hard punch in her face for spitting you out of her NO NO place.
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Old May 7th, 2003, 09:41 PM       
flowers are overdone, wouldn't you agree?

but if your hearts set on such a venture perhaps my suggestion will be of some service to you: yellow roses. I think they fit the occasion but in the event you can't splurge for such, try daisies... cheaper and "springy".

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Old May 7th, 2003, 09:44 PM       
your last point would have been much funnier if you told the truth and refered to yourself as a "meathead"

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Old May 11th, 2003, 01:47 AM        my ma
I'm getting my mom a pair of daisy-dukes and a jar of paste. I don't care if she uses them seperate or together.


And what about your mother-in-law, george? If you won't give her a wiener, may I give her a wiener? oh, pleeeeeeze? Can I? Wiener?
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Old May 11th, 2003, 02:32 AM       
I avoid this dilemma by simply working all day on Mothers' Day.
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Old May 12th, 2003, 04:39 AM       
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And here is a nice mother's day idea for you all:

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/img247/sl048.gif
I don't want to get her a 404 error.....
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Old May 12th, 2003, 03:04 PM       
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I avoid this dilemma by simply working all day on Mothers' Day.
and I avoid it by not working and not having enough money for even a long distance phone call. Har Har.
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