MAN, JIXBY WAS BETTER BACK IN THE OLD DAYS

[mburbank]

I was just thinking about how great Jixby used to be back in the day and how now he just sucks. You remember that one time when he made that joke? And now all he does is make these jokes. His jokes were good but his jokes suck ass. I miss when he made jokes but I guess that's just the NATURE OF THE FUCKING BEAST!




Things come apart. The center will not hold. What rude beast is this slouching toward bethlehem to be born?

Jixbys Poontant. Excepting for Jixbys poontant is Cuba Gooding and his boner.

[I am Amingo]

You've already made this thread.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I remember when people bitched about Jixby, then Jixby was banned, or he was posessed???? I'm so confused. It must be a lack of protein.

[mburbank]

Is this the same thread as that other thread?






NO! This thread is SMACKDOWN OF IRONY and SUMMER SCHOOL FOR POONTANTS so BITE MY TIDDY!

[I am Amingo]

more like yam pants

[slavemason]

I can't tell if Max is angry or horny. Horny quickly turns to anger if not appeased.

[mburbank]

Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.










OH MY GOD THAT JOKE WAS SO OBVIOUS, OH CHRIST I'M IN A SHAME SPIRAL, NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING WHEN WILL I DIE OH GOD LET ME DIE!

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS THREAD IS HEARSAY

[ScruU2wice]

Originally Posted by mburbank

OH MY GOD THAT JOKE WAS SO OBVIOUS, OH CHRIST I'M IN A SHAME SPIRAL, NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING WHEN WILL I DIE OH GOD LET ME DIE!

i got this one
you said jokes alot in the first post so it made it really obvious, im so proud of myself

[mburbank]

When I was a kid I called Oil Pastels "Oil Pastoils'.

[Krythor]

i think he was trying to say that i "go down" a lot, which is only true because my bathroom is on the first floor while the rest of my house is on the second.

[mburbank]

see, now, that was funny. Is it so hard?

[Krythor]

Do you want it to be?

[mburbank]

"Palm my hairy clam."

[executioneer]

CAPTIONS NEEDED

-willie