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Protoclown · #1

Okey so sometims I like to fuck dead people, but only if they've only been dead for like a couple days MAX!!! because otherwise it's kind of gross, so I figured since this is the technophile form this would be the right place to discuss it so pls anyone else who has this problem pls share

Big McLargehuge · #2

I should get a job in a funeral home.

mburbank · #3

Damn...

I thought I'd be the first one to make this joke.

FS · #4

I fuck black people too!

Protoclown · #5

ALRIGHT, NOW IT'S GONE TOO FAR

mburbank · #6

Hey, HEY! I FUCK... technology, I guess.

FartinMowler · #7

I was in the parking lot of Wendy's yesterday and this guy say's he has a set of mbs3's for $50 and I say "no fucking way" and he say's I will even drive you to the guys house who fucks dead people and he will set you up. So I ponder and lick my money a few times to show him I like my money and say ok. We drive down to this guy's house and no shit there he is on top of my mbs3's with quadro dupular viscosity fucking a dead body. I really didn't want to haggle but this guy had intestines and anal fluid running all over my potential gear and I had to try and see if he would take $30 instead and you know what the fucker say's? "Fuck you and you little dog too!!". Well I lost it and gave him the finger and drove away but man next time I will bring a gun or maybe a big sword and chop his head of if he messes with me.