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Old May 22nd, 2008, 06:18 AM        If he doesn't wear a condom, is he at risk of contracting herbies?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...?source=rss&67

I'm amused at how he states he's not gay.

"Man, I hump Cameros, not dudes! I ain't hurtin' nobody, why guys always gotta make a thing??!".
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 10:17 AM       
'Making love'? To a car? How?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask....
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:00 AM       
Is that the same guy that was caught having sex with a bicycle?
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:04 AM       
WHAT? Thats even more impossible! Good god.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:05 AM       
Never underestimate a man's ability to have sex with something.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:09 AM       
If women knew what men were capable of thinking up, you'd never stop slapping us.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:10 AM       
This is true...but still. A bike? Which part of a bike could you have sex with?
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:10 AM       
T-Rex, you never know, we might like it....
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:11 AM       
Which part could you not have sex with

Those things are asking for it anyway
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:15 AM       
Where do you think the expression "village bike" came from?
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:15 AM       
Unlikely. Someone once described comparing a womans fantasies with a mans as the equivalent of throwing a bullet at somebody, or shooting it at them.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:17 AM       
Shooting it all over their face while the dog watches.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:39 AM       
That wasn't the point. I was expressing an apreciation of male fantasy. I know i'd rather read a book and let him think of the kinky stuff.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 03:12 PM       
It says him and the other car lovers were brought together by internet forums. We should find these forums and pretend to love trucks
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 03:41 PM       
I'm still trying to figure out how to work the "He was sent to blow up a car and burned his mouth on the tailpipe" joke into this......
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 04:07 PM       
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Old May 23rd, 2008, 03:15 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2008, 01:12 AM       
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WHAT? Thats even more impossible! Good god.
You seem to be assuming that he would be penetrating the bike, rather than the other way around.
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Old Jun 1st, 2008, 01:47 AM       
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