Song lyrics theat PROBABLY weren't said (yet)

[JediScum]

So I'm listening to "Boogie Man" by KC and the Sunshine Band, right?

I swore he said,

"I wanna dip my balls
And I'll sue you
I watch YouTube...."

That's when I said, "NO! That can't be the words! People didn't start dipping balls until what? South Park or Marilyn Manson? No.... that can't be the words...."

Also, a friend once thought The Misfits line from 20 Eyes "Twenty eyes in my head" was "Funny eyes shaved my head".

We didn't laugh much cause he was part asian and had some numchucks.