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Jixby Phillips · #1

1. MAKE ME IN CHARGE HEH :EVIL
2. BAN EVERYBODY EXCEPT MAYRILYN FROM GENERAL BLAMMER,SO THAT SHE CAN BE FREIE TO USE HER CREATIVITITY AND POST ALL SHES WANTS WITH OUT BEING BOTHERED!!!!
3. BAN CARNIVORE *ROLLLEYS*
4. LETS GET SOME COLOR WHATS WITH ALL THIS BLACK DARKS TUFF!!!
5. I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARDS
6. PLEASE READ OUR RULES AND GUIDLINES.
7. HELP I-MOCKERY MAKE A ZOMBIE MOVIE

ANY QUESTIONS, GET STUFFED

Jixby Phillips · #2

PS: LETS MAKE THIS FELLA OUR MASCOT

Jixby Phillips · #3

AN FEW MORE RULES

*NO GIRLS ALLOWED
*NO CUSSING UNLESS ITS SHIT, DAMN, HELL, FUCK, ASS, BITCH, CUNT, PISS, OR SOME OTHER ONES LIKE THAT
*NO MORE POINTLESS THREADS (I'LL LOOKING AT YOU NOOBEY

)
*YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 16 TO POST
*YOU CAN'T POST UNLESS YOU'VE EVER DRINKEN A BEER
*YOU CAN'T POST UNLESS YOU'VE EVER SMOKED A CIGARETTE
*YOU CAN'T POST UNLESS OU'VE EVER GOT LAID
*YOU CAN'T POST IF YOU HAVEN'T PAID THE PRICE !!
*IF YOU'RE A NEWBEY, WATCH OUT YOU'LL GET A ARSE RAPING

Spooky · #4

this should be the new rules and guidelines

James · #5

I think one way the boards could be improved, is if Jixby posts new pictures of himself, possibly in an adventure of some sort.

The Secret was one of the funniest things on the old boards.

MrAdventure · #6

ways to improv the board:

1 blowjobs
2 more romance am i right girls
3a a good man nto the gkind that are "let's have sex"
3b unless the girl wants sex then i understand, we all have needs right girls, hehe.
4 a good story
5 a sensitive mans
6 when i say sensitive i dont mean just "i'm a good listerner" hey girls whut whut i mean like "i'm a good [italix}understandar{/italix]
7 lets get rid of the ugly folks haha just kidding
8 music woul dbe nice am i girhgt
9 free video games for the nerds so they dont psot
10 a hot babe or two come on fellas

Lotida · #7

MrAdventure wants more romance but Jixby would like to ban all the girls! Sounds like a great time for the boys!! :/

HickMan · #8

I HATE YOU AND YOUR TITS ARE GAY AND HARD

Mr. Vagiclean · #9

OMG HICKMAN, CALM DOWN LOTIDA HAS GAY HARD TITS BUT YOU CANT JUST TELL HER THAT, YOU GOTTA TELL HER LIKE THIS

!!!11lldostrescuatrOboozo LOTIDA, I RECON YOU HAVE GAY HARD TITS, AND GAY HARD TITS YOU SHOW ME AND MAKE ALL HAPPY JAPPY?

MisSFiT · #10

O.K. you think banning girls from these message boards would make it better right?
Well, if Marylin is a girl then she should go too, or
you could just make a whole new forum labeled MARYLIN ONLY that way her creative genius would be untouched.

camacazio · #11

There needs to be a forum for MisSFit too.

Sicktodeathmx · #12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

AN FEW MORE RULES

*NO GIRLS ALLOWED
*NO CUSSING UNLESS ITS SHIT, DAMN, HELL, FUCK, ASS, BITCH, CUNT, PISS, OR SOME OTHER ONES LIKE THAT
*NO MORE POINTLESS THREADS (I'LL LOOKING AT YOU NOOBEY

)
*YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 16 TO POST
*YOU CAN'T POST UNLESS YOU'VE EVER DRINKEN A BEER
*YOU CAN'T POST UNLESS YOU'VE EVER SMOKED A CIGARETTE
*YOU CAN'T POST UNLESS OU'VE EVER GOT LAID
*YOU CAN'T POST IF YOU HAVEN'T PAID THE PRICE !!
*IF YOU'RE A NEWBEY, WATCH OUT YOU'LL GET A ARSE RAPING

Got all them goin on cept Iam a girl, damnit. What the hell is wrong with you? fuck.
Fuck. Blue mother fuckers.. Too fuckin good.... Drunkedness... Rarr

Jixby Phillips · #13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx

Got all them goin on cept Iam a girl, damnit. What the hell is wrong with you? fuck.
Fuck. Blue mother fuckers.. Too fuckin good.... Drunkedness... Rarr

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Jixby Phillips · #14

NEW RULE: SICKTODEATHMX REPLIES TO EVERY THREAD

Supafly345 · #15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx

Got all them goin on cept Iam a girl, damnit. What the hell is wrong with you? fuck.
Fuck. Blue mother fuckers.. Too fuckin good.... Drunkedness... Rarr

Another example of why you will never achieve your life long dream of being a waitress at a resturaunt that doesn't have a menu with the word "SUPRISE" in any of the courses.