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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 04:48 PM        Bjorks Stalker
I was watching Dateline last night and Diane Saywer did a story on this guy that stalked Bjork the pop singer. A young fat man of 22 sends package to Bjork that was stopped a day before she would have recieved it ended up disfiguring her. He video taped himself explaining his life and his infatuation for her and showed making his package to her and himself playing with a gun that finally he did himself in after shaving his head and painting his face like Brando in Apocolypse Now. I didn't get the feeling that this guy was mental or derranged. So much time and effort this guy put into his plan it was almost like a media event for a future book or movie. I just wanted to see if anyone would agree with me or not.
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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 07:39 PM       
So how did he end up disfiguring Bjork?
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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 08:57 PM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 10:28 PM       
So the video of the guy killing himself was going to disfigure Bjork?
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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 10:29 PM       
yes...
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 01:34 AM       
over Bjork? Jeez, I think his biggest problem was low standards.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 10:14 AM       
I'd stalk her.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 10:21 AM       
Good answers from the 11 to 15 year olds. Is there anyone that has reached puberty that can reply?
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 10:27 AM       
Huh? What do you want? What's the correct answer?
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 10:49 AM       
Allow me: If you paint your face and kill yourself for a singer, you ain't right. Especially if you send a video with the power to disfigure someone.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
Yeah, i'd stalk her too. :D
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 01:45 PM       
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Good answers from the 11 to 15 year olds. Is there anyone that has reached puberty that can reply?
This coming from a man who put stars around his name.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 02:28 PM        Re: Bjorks Stalker
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A young fat man of 22 sends package to Bjork that was stopped a day before she would have recieved it ended up disfiguring her. He video taped himself explaining his life and his infatuation for her and showed making his package to her and himself playing with a gun that finally he did himself in after shaving his head and painting his face like Brando in Apocolypse Now.
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I didn't get the feeling that this guy was mental or derranged.
...are you listening to yourself?
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
how do you film killing yourself then sending it off?
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:10 PM       
what do you mean am I listening to myself. I didn't make this shit up. The guy video taped himself making a chemical bomb to Bjork then sent the package and on the same video he offs himself. I just found the whole thing contrived. Just my opinion. If you didn't see the show or have any knowledge on the sircumstances than why comment?
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:38 PM       
First of all you never mentioned a chemical bomb. Thats why no one understood how a video of a guy killing himself would disfigure someone. I'd say the chemical bobm would kill not disfigure. How did the guy send out the tape?
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 07:40 PM       
Here read this...

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/Prime..._031211-1.html
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 08:01 PM       
Let me get this straight: After reading that article, you concluded that the guy was NOT crazy because of the effort he put into his plan?


You, sir, are either a stalker yourself, or a giant, lumbering retard.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 08:21 PM       
He spent so much time and effort and just by chance the police find his body and the tape and they have just enough time to stop his package to Bjork. I think this guy had this all planned even down to the package being stopped


mental illness? I think not.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 08:27 PM       
Right. He planned for the blood oozing out of his gaping headwound to leak through the walls of the apartment below him just in time for the police to find his corpse and intercept the package.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
YEAH PEOEPLE WHO ARE MENTALLY ILL DON'T HAVE SMART IDEAS
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 07:57 AM       
I knew the story already, fartin. What I don't get is how you can think an intelligent person can't be deranged.

Scratch that, he's not intelligent. He knew how to make a bomb and he knew how to mail it out. At best he was calculating.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 09:50 AM       
Calculating? He was a lonely dude that took details of movies to build a plot of a killer... I just don't buy it.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:13 AM       
I'LL BET HE THREW HIS OWN FECES AT THE WALLS AND SHRIEKED LIKE A MONKEY
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
The Unabomber put a lot of planning into his actions and even succeded on quite a few occassions. There is no doubt that he was brilliant.



THIS DOES NOT MEAN HE WASN'T BATSHIT INSANE!!!!
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