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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 01:23 AM        I've become PigPen.


Oh how I feel your pain.

This christmas, my girlfriend bought me these really nice polyester pajamas, they are really warm and I liked them tons.

For the past week, I've been coming down with a cold as I do every winter, so I stayed in my pajamas most of the times and stayed out of work. Suddenly i noticed there was trails or crumbs, shredded tissues, and other dirt every where. So I took out my trusty hoover and cleaned it up. THe next day i noticed it again, and in larger quanities, all over the floor. So I hoovered once more, and with greater prejudice. Only to my dissapointment was the place riddled once again with this crap.

As I thought to my self as if this was some kind of Mild Poltergiest, that my house would punish me into eternal vaccuming. i finall noticed now. All the crap has been sticking onto my pajamas, the tissue paper, the dirt, the crumbs from the cheez its. Dammit I'm such a slob. Blasted Polyester.




....Oh, and I killed the bitch.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 01:51 AM       
Good grief, professor! ;o
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 12:30 PM       
You're what the doctors call a "Walking Disaster". When you walk around town does the sidewalk crack, and flames spurt out of them? If so, you are the devil.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 02:26 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 06:58 PM       
I love their pizza!
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 01:01 AM       
pig pen. pea soup. polyester.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 01:10 AM       
holy shit, dirt demon! you what the fuck do you do in your PJs ?
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