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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 06:25 PM        Last night I had this dream...
...that I was black and on some kind of "live in a house" reality show. It was the final episode, because the only people left were me (and I was black ) and this white guy (who kind of looked like Jixby ). But it was the last episode and there was a prize of a million dollars for whoever won.

So I was sitting in the living room of this place watching TV. The white guy was gone or something, he wasn't in the house. And the host guy comes up and says, "We're gonna give you the chance to stop the game right now and split the money." And I was like "k". So Lil Kim comes out of some room with her shirt off and the host tells me I can make the game a draw if I have secks with her. Now I personally don't like Lil Kim, but the dream me (who is black ) was like "k". And all the secks consisted of was my grinding my crotch into her shoulder while making motorcycle noises. Then the white guy came in and looked at the camera and said "I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED FIRST!"

Then I woke up.
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