Face it fucktards, with multiple threads, which usually stretch out to at least 5 pages, I'm what passes as entertainment on these boards now.
Whether I'm genuinely funny, not funny, or funny by novelty is irrelevant, I'm obviously doing something right, judging by all the attention my threads get. And while I don't presume to have pissed the entire board off, I can tell by some of the posts by a few of you, that I've had that effect. (I won't name names, you know who you are
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This fact coupled with the recent bannings, I propose that a change is coming. One that's been a long time coming.
The Old Order must die.
Your time has come and gone, you're dinosaurs that have out lived your usefulness. If indeed you were ever useful to begin with. I propose that everyone with over 1000 posts and has been here for at least 2 years (With a few exceptions of course) should be banned from the boards.
Shit, most of you fucks weren't funny to begin with, some the recent newbies have been throwing better shit at me than most of you fucking vets ever have.
I've been asked "Why are you here?" several times, "What is the point of the posts?"
One only has to look up the definition of "Mocking"
1. To treat with ridicule or contempt; deride.
2. To mimic, as in sport or derision. See Synonyms at ridicule.
3. To imitate; counterfeit.
4. To frustrate the hopes of; disappoint.
In terms that even YOU fucktards can understand, My "infantile" posts, my "redundant" use of similar themes, and "Prepubesent insults" are all merely a reflection of the entire board.
In other words I'm mocking you fucktards, who believe you're ALL being original when in fact most of you have ALL proven how dreadfully unoriginal you are!
How many threads are bascially just variations of the "You suck"/"No, YOU suck" theme? Like 90%. And if they don't start out that way, they become that way. My threads just cut through the bullshit.
Now all that being said, the fact that you fucktards still insist on posting in my threads rather than ignoring me, amuses me even more, because you'll all basically proving my point.
Okay, well I'm sure I'll get a LOT of amusing assumptions of myself, a half assed personality analysis and more predictable insults because you fucktards can't seem to STOP yourself from responding to me. But, how about you try proving me wrong, and ignoring me?
EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Now amuse us my little fucktard monkeys!
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