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Old Jul 17th, 2005, 06:43 PM        Man Dies after having Sex with Horse
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A Seattle man died July 2, 2005 after engaging in sexual activities with a horse being boarded at a farm. The police were not notified until after his death at Enumclaw Community Hospital.


Sgt. John Urquhart stated that they were able to determine the man's home address by reviewing the security cam footage and checking the license plate of a driver that dropped him off at the hospital.


Deputies were at his farm in the Enumclaw area, but don't believe any crime has been committed because bestiality isn't against the law in Washington State. At best there may be evidence of 'animal cruelty' which is an offense in Washington.

Source: seattletimes.nwsource.com
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Old Jul 17th, 2005, 10:07 PM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2005, 11:06 PM       
Women can have a whole baby up their vagina. I don't know if men can have one in their butt.


Wait, we need more information, here. Was the man having sex done unto him, or was he behind the horse and his torso was kicked off or something?

(And I suppose there's the thing about bestiality being legal in Washington.)
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Old Jul 17th, 2005, 11:43 PM       
It's not legal, it's just not illegal.
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Old Jul 18th, 2005, 05:35 PM       
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Women can have a whole baby up their vagina. I don't know if men can have one in their butt.


Wait, we need more information, here. Was the man having sex done unto him, or was he behind the horse and his torso was kicked off or something?

(And I suppose there's the thing about bestiality being legal in Washington.)
Translation: Who was the pitcher and who was the catcher?

That horse was beggin' for it, dressed up all in that saddle n' shit.
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Old Jul 19th, 2005, 12:48 AM       
Apparently he was receiving and died from internal bleeding.

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Old Jul 19th, 2005, 06:04 PM       
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