Just what we need, more government control

[Immortal Goat]

The government is starting to really piss me off. Today, I walk into my school cafeteria expecting to get some food and a bottle of pop. Normal teenager lunch, wouldn't you say? Well, I go in and the lunch ladies tell me that the pop machines are shut down until one o-clock. The reason? The government, in all it's infinite wisdom, seems to think that teenagers are drinking too much pop and are therefor unhealthy.

Now, I have no problems with the government wanting people to be healthy, but to actually control what we can drink and when is rediculous. If they REALLY wanted us to be healthier, then they would get rid of the actual lunches sold and only give us salads or some other rabbit-food shit like that.

Now, I know that there are simple ways around this predicament in my school, but that isn't the point. The point is that the government shouldn't have this kind of control over my efveryday life. Our government is supposed to be BY the people and FOR the people, not by BUSH and for NO ONE.