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Old May 3rd, 2004, 12:06 PM        Dragons vs. Dinosaurs
Who would beat in a fight to the death between the toughest dinosaur and a dragon?
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 12:18 PM       
No matter who wins, your dad will still burn your penis with matches. So does it really matter?
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 12:21 PM       
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No matter who wins, your dad will still burn your penis with matches. So does it really matter?
Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 01:21 PM       
Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 01:22 PM       
We pushed your grandmother down the steps.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 01:25 PM       
dragons aren't real so dinosaurs :/
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 01:30 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 01:32 PM       
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Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:11 PM       
The dinosaur would win, because it would confuse the dragon with its crappy children's show, then bite the dragon's head off. Also, if the dinosaur was part robot with missile launchers and such, the dragon would stand no chance. But dragons can breath fire. The dinosaur could have maybe a giant fire extinguisher for an arm. Unfortunately, Dinosaurs are diabetic and allergic to chocolate, so this would be a potent weapon against them. Fortunately for the Dinosaur, however, most candy store owners are horribly racist against dragons. They will probably not do business with them. On the other hand, this question is childish and stupid, and is not worth discussing. Dinosaurs have not been around for 65 million years, and Dragons never have. Questions like these are similiar to queries like, "Who would win? Cobra Commander or Shredder?" These are questions only brain damaged grade schoolers would ask. Which leads to the question, "Are you a brain damaged grade schooler?" Many would point out that the paragraph above is evidence of my own stupidity. Unfortunately, I cannot argue with that assertion. Life has dealt me a shitty hand, and I must make do with my ridiculously small brain. And penis. But don't make fun, I can't help it. Making fun of me would be like making fun of retarded people, like Doomsday.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:19 PM       
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These are questions only brain damaged grade schoolers would ask. Which leads to the question, "Are you a brain damaged grade schooler?" Many would point out that the paragraph above is evidence of my own stupidity. Unfortunately, I cannot argue with that assertion. Life has dealt me a shitty hand, and I must make do with my ridiculously small brain. And penis. But don't make fun, I can't help it.
Why would you do that to yourself?
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:39 PM       
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Who would win? Cobra Commander or Shredder?
That is a very stupid question and you're an idiot. Shredder would win, obviously.

A better question would be, "Who would win, the GI Joe troops or the Transformers"?

How about the Ninja Turtles vs. Spiderman?

Captain Planet vs. Green Lantern?
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:40 PM       
"That is a very stupid question and you're an idiot."

read YOUR fucking post, you mong faced twatlord.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:42 PM       
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dragons aren't real so dinosaurs :/
Do you know what a Komodo Dragon is, you twat?
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:44 PM       
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE WRONG
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:45 PM       
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"That is a very stupid question and you're an idiot."

read YOUR fucking post, you mong faced twatlord.
You sound angry. Go swallow an antacid and sit the fuck down, moron.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:49 PM       
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... about what? Enlighten me, genius.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:50 PM       
Ok guys a new one... Fonzie Vs. Cap'n Kirk!
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Fists only, no weapons!
Whooo!
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 02:56 PM       
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Ok guys a new one... Fonzie Vs. Cap'n Kirk!
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Fists only, no weapons!
Kirk.

Fonzie was a young punk. He pretended to be tough but he was all image.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 03:09 PM       
You, sir, are an idiot.

If we study the Waslow Hiearchy pyramid theme, you will find that corespondent mothers and the times of X - Y divided by the tanget of 7+2 equals:

Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 04:15 PM       
Doomsday, doomsday, doomsday, where do I know that name from?

It brings to mind self congratulatory posing, puerile boasting, the drone of mosquito when you're trying to sleep, mindless trolling, insecurity....

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Old May 3rd, 2004, 04:20 PM       
dinosaurs because dragons have lung cancer from all the smoke :-(
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 04:38 PM       
A dinosaur would win because it was jerk off in the dragon's eye.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 04:48 PM       
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dragons aren't real so dinosaurs :/
Do you know what a Komodo Dragon is, you twat?
Well, they're not extinct, so I guess the dragons already won. The End.
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 04:52 PM       
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Doomsday, doomsday, doomsday, where do I know that name from?
The guy on the motorcycle from Animal House?
No, wait, thats Mayday.

Dr. Strangelove? The Russians Doomsday device?

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