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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:15 PM        OKAY, I'VE FRIGGIN' HAD IT!
I think I've been here long enough to say that the following people need to get the hell off this board!


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Ironic User name
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I mean, God, I spend a whole day busy at work, come back, and there's a jillion useless threads and they all say "Hi" or "Fuck You" or "I like Music, who else likes Music?"

None of you get what this board is for and you never ever will because this board is all about people I like. So if you are a person I don't like or say things I don't enjoy reading then you have no right to be here, so get out!
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:25 PM       
Mad Max made a thread like this listing the people that he thinks needs to shut up. Guess what? I made the list! Aren't you proud of me? It's been a long time since someone took notice. How did you enjoy Halloweeen in Salem, Max? It was sure crazy.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:28 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:29 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:32 PM       
i love salem. and halloween. and halloween in salem.



BUT I HATE THAT GUY WITH THE USER NAME AND THE AVATAR AND HE SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 08:05 AM       
Dang, I barely dodged some bullets there. My username is a lame 70's referance, close. And my avatar is chesty, but not anime. This was a total wakeup call for me!
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Old Nov 4th, 2003, 08:52 AM       
I don't have a Topical user name

but i have a Tropical user name... does it count?
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Old Nov 7th, 2003, 05:23 AM       
HEY GREAT NEAM, MIND I F I MARRY IT??
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Old Nov 7th, 2003, 02:37 PM       
What we need are more blackouts...

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Old Nov 7th, 2003, 03:13 PM       
I feel as if I'm at fault here because I was born in the eighties and I'm using my name as my user name... I'll go kill myself now.
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Old Nov 7th, 2003, 03:20 PM       
Alright old man ... you and me ... let's go!
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 04:59 AM       
How can you not love the 80s? Best Rock, best games, President R&R!?! and the awesome hair styles and colors?
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 06:38 AM       
Drive it like a Game
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 07:00 AM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 09:51 AM       
Hagrid was standing with his hands out in front of him. Professor McGonagall had pushed back her sleeve and was standing with her wand poised.

"What I'm going to demonstrate first is the modify charm. This is used to alter the size of the body of a body part. Modishrinkus!" The class gasped as Hagrid huge hands shrank to the size of a normal man's hands. He looked horrifying, like a normal man with baby hands at the ends of his arms.

"As you can see, the body part that you choose to modify has to chosen carefully if you don't want to cause a panic among the muggles. However, I'm sure if Hagrid needed to get a pin that had rolled under a cupboard, he'd find temporary use of this charm useful. Now suppose I was to use the opposite charm on myself." She stuck out her left hand and said, "Modigrownum!"

Her hand swelled till it was twice its normal size. She reached out and touched Hagrid who flinched. Nothing happened.

"As you can see, nothing happens if both the charms are localized. Restorandi!" Both the professors were back to normal, though Hagrid was beginning to look more and more nervous.

"Now, assume if you will, that I fancy Hagrid," said Professor McGonagall and blushed. My God, thought Harry, now she's got the blushes.

"Knowing that Hagrid is big and likes his women big (Hagrid was positively glowing red by now), suppose I use a modify charm on my breasts. Modigrownum!" Her breasts, already a respectable 36, grew before their very eyes till they became something like 52. Her gown, not being part of her body, wasn't charmed and gave way well before her breasts had reached their full size. Harry could see a huge milky white cleavage where the gown had torn open. Amazingly, the shape of her breasts had not altered. They remained as pert as they were before the charm, holding up the damaged gown.

All the boys in the class looked shell-shocked while most of the girls looked peeved. Hermione looked positively furious. Harry thought that it was probably because she was the only girl in the whole class who hadn't developed any breasts yet. Looking over her shoulder, Harry saw Parvati Patil hurriedly scribbling the charm on her parchment. Lavender Brown was whispering furiously under her breath. Harry was sure she was trying to memorize the charm.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 05:30 PM       
i had it in high school. the doctor gave me an ointment and it went away.

whew.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 07:59 PM       
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I don't see how you see that as even an attempt on humor dumbass.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
well if you are shooting for not being funny, then keep up the good work.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 08:10 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 10:04 PM       
The way I see it, I do the set up, everyone else makes the jokes, I read the jokes, I am amused. Thus, my place in life brings enjoyment.
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 09:21 PM       
Well hello peep's..

This is my first time posting on here. and i would have to say, you all fuckin bitch to much!

Wa wa i dont like you, i dont wanna see your post, well it's as simple as not reading there post then, why complain? like a bleeding cunt?
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 10:14 PM       
i think anyone who brings up peeps and bleeding cunts has issues with easter and is a weirdo. and not reading her post is one of the best ideas ever!!!!!!
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 10:19 PM       
I thought bleeding cunt was hilarious.
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 10:30 PM       
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Did you fuck my daddy? Is this Mary? Mary, why did you fuck my daddy?

You will get used to it. The bitching.
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