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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 12:57 PM        I got Dumped (Well, Laugh. you got what you wanted)
I feel like such a shit.
Today, In Career class, She passed me an envelope, with all of the small charms I got her and such. There was also a note:

Dear Carl, (yes, laugh)
Sorry, I dont fell the same way you do about me"
Sincerely,
Raechel

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You do know that all your girlfriend is doing is molding you into how she wants you to be. Once her mission is complete she will have no more use of you and she will movie on to the next guy who doesn't smell like girly perfume. And you will be left alone, questioning your sexuality.
Alll of that has become true. Oh shit, what am I gonna do?
I'm fucking sunk.

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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 01:00 PM       
you know what they say "good rape is a good offense"
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 01:07 PM       
Are you more pathetic for being dumped by a one sentance note during class, or for deciding to post about it?
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 01:20 PM       
that sucks, Carl..
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 01:43 PM       
Cry for a month, then get over it.


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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 04:39 PM       
I just want to see some more hilarious rape jokes posted in this forum.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 05:03 PM       
I honestly didn't know you had a girlfriend :/
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 05:52 PM       
Me and my girlfriend broke up because she said she didn't see me enough, and then she said she loved me later that week and now we're both happy.

All you have to do is just make her succumb to those devilish charms and exuberant sense of humor we've all come to expect from you, Carlton.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
Remember back when I posted about that girl who yall said just wanted a fuck buddy? We've beein goin out for about two months and we do stuff without fucking more often than with.

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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 06:02 PM       
That really does suck.

All I can say is don't be like a friend of mine. He get's dumped one week, and flips out about how she will be back, miss him and someother shit.

Then the next week he goes crawling back to her and tries to work it out. Basically being told if she can't find anyone better she will take him back...just fucking pathetic. He needs to grow a pair and slap her in the face with them.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 06:36 PM       
Thanks for sharing. That story was really interesting. No, really.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 08:23 PM       


Oh, Dear, Whoever said I would laugh and that is what i wanted.





Carl, seriously, shape up you fucking pussy, there are far worse things that can happen.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
So that's a no for the ball-growing and smacking across the ex's face?

Darn.


Where I come from on the internet, people would be all "OMG *huggle* u poooor boy we wuv u here ^____^ adn she is a SKANK olo" But here we're all "Grow some testicles, sir."

*huggle* Ya fuckin' weenie.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 08:48 PM       
LIEK, OMG UR RITE!!
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 08:48 PM       
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Carl, seriously, shape up you fucking pussy, there are far worse things that can happen.
Like someone making you shave all over because you're a fag that wanted to be in some club. Human dignity doesn't suit you, it seems.

on a side-note, I like maggie again.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 09:56 PM       
@ Maggie

Newbies don't make me laugh very often.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 10:08 PM       
Maggie's been here since JUNE, man.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 10:11 PM       
I'm still a newb


The rockinest newb since... uh... Noobie Mc...Roxursox. Yes!


And how long will that like last, Helm? How long?...


-note- Joined in June, started posting again a month or two back.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 10:23 PM       
Too much talking. >:
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
MORE RAPE JOKES
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
Two rapists walk into a bar. One turns to the other and rapes him.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
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And how long will that like last, Helm? How long?...
My hair is real long. And I hate slow songs. No actual only one of those two is true. Remember this and we're good.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 11:59 PM       
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Like someone making you shave all over because you're a fag that wanted to be in some club. Human dignity doesn't suit you, it seems.
Retro has alot worse shit happen to him then a simple break up :/

If anyone should be telling SMN to grow some balls it's retro, because he was totally way more composed than I thought anyone could be when it happened....
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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 12:29 AM       
First of all if your post was directed at me it should not have been. I don't even care to try to understand what you have to say. Retro did what? composed? breakup? Which brings me to my second point: fuck you.
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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 12:35 AM       
yet again I have been systematically broken down
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