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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 03:53 AM        South Beach Diet
I've lost 5 pounds in my first week so far, and my heart isn't going to bloe up.

Wish me luck! :>
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 10:23 AM       
Usually, the weight loss slows down after about the second week. I need to get me on a diet myself.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 10:28 AM       
you only live once. eat whatever the fuck you want.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 10:37 AM       
i don't think i would want to live my one and only life fat as a fuck :/
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 11:28 AM       
perhaps if your 290 lbs and 5' tall.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 11:29 AM       
True that Vagiclean. I just started on my own diet about two months ago (basically just eating more fruits and vegitables, and working out).

I've lost a little over 25lbs. Go me
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 02:15 PM       
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you only live once. eat whatever the fuck you want.
I would rather live fit and healthey with a ton of hot naked girls to use as a human vehicle to move about, than a fat person. And fat people cannot achieve that goal.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 02:52 PM       
Exactly, Fat people have to be funny or rich to get women.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 01:34 PM       
This thread makes me
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 02:09 PM       
I'm trying to gain weight. I'm 40 pounds under and it's disgusting.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 10:44 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:55 PM       
diets

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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:17 AM       
They suck but they're worth it in the end...



They better be
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 05:47 AM       
no they aren't because there is an end the only way doing diets will cause permanent change in you is if you stay on them for EVER

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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
Fuck diets.

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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 09:22 PM       
Choj move over here I'll introduce you to my own diet - 3 pm omfg I think I forgot to eat today, I'll maybe have an egg and a grapefruit - oh my half a grapefruit will be enough, I'm full.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 11:50 PM       
i'm currently eating pretty much whatever i want whenever i want. it's fun, but i'm sure i'll end up regretting it.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 01:25 PM       
I'm doing Atkins right now. Weee. When I started on the diet, my cholesterol shot up 50 points.
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