Jamesman "Story" Time

[James]

HELLO I AM AN EAT MACHINE RARARARAR



GOODNESS YOU ARE A WYLD STALLYN AREN'T YOU IF YOU SMELLLELELELELELELOWWWWW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN



I WILL LET YOU EAT ME EAT MACHINE BUT IT WILL COST YOU A DOLLAR AND THE SOUL OF YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN



I'M LIKE A BIRD I'LL ONLY FLY AWAY



HEY WE WILL PLAY AT ALL YOURS WEDDINGS ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT NIGGA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING



THE WEDDING IS OFF NOW I AM A WIDOW AND A SEX OFFENDER