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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 02:54 PM        It is official... I am a god.
I knew it was true, but I finally proved it today. After a heated arguement with the pizza place about screwing up my food, I chucked the phone towards the couch in a fit of rage. Using my divine powers, I was able to control the phone to bounce off the couch and land on the phone cradle in perfect condition. So you all may bow and give me a hundred bucks or else FEEL MY WRATH. This includes you RoG and Protoclown... I will destroy the website unless you KNEEL!!! (Cue angry Zod look.)
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 02:56 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 03:03 PM       
Looks like we'd better duck and cover soon.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 03:05 PM       
HA HA!!! Thats right Meanie and Arrow!!! Look and see where true power lies!!! Pledge your allegence to me or suffer the consequences!!!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 03:05 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:08 PM       
I can bounce my cock off the couch and have it land directly ...























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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:11 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:18 PM       
Note to self... Smite Kelly first...
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:19 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:41 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:48 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:06 PM       
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If you can defeat Kiku, the Breakdancing, Rapping, Beatboxing Japanese Robot from 1975, then you might get it.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:11 PM       
So, you throwing a hissy fit makes you a god.

I guess that makes Veruca Salt Jesus.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:14 PM       
All that crazy dancing making my penis soft.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:34 PM       
You fucking spelled "Puerto" wrong in your sig. Change it now.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 09:15 PM       
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So, you throwing a hissy fit makes you a god.

I guess that makes Veruca Salt Jesus.
Oh my go... Errr... Oh my me!!! Gadzooks must be a profet as he sees the true Jesus!!! ALL BOW BEFORE GADZOOKS MY FOLLOWER AND YOUR TRUE GOD!!!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 09:17 PM       
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The sea captain is obivously not impressed.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:22 PM       
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The sea captain is obivously not impressed.
He sure ain't. You got his number.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:49 PM       
Would the granting of immortality make him better??? Not saying I am able to grant that yet since I am kind of new at this whole "God" thing, but hey, I am sure I can figure it out. I mean, I can do the water into wine trick now so why not that?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:01 PM       
I think the alcohol overdoses, the having guns pointed at me, playing the "stir up a gas can and throw in a match" game, flipping over a convertible at 130 mph and not losing a single drop of blood, and having swallowed a bottle of aspirin in one setting grants me more liberty than you to talk about immortality.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:02 PM       
Ah... But have you thrown a phone and had it land perfectly in the cradle? I think not...
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:10 PM       
I've thrown a dipshit and had him land in a way that probably didn't feel good.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:11 PM       
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I've thrown a dipshit and had him land in a way that probably didn't feel good.
Must of been tough to get the smell off your hands...
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:25 PM       
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