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Old May 26th, 2004, 05:04 AM        Bizzare?
what is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you sexually?

I remember this one time this girl told me to follow her into her room. After some making out she pulled off her bra from under her shirt and threw it across the room. She then grabbed a large decorative dagger and handed it too me. Then with her back to me she unbuttoned her shirt and laid down on her chest on her bed. She then told me to take the dagger and lightly drag it across her back. The blade had to be like 8 inches long and was very sharp. I did it and the entire time she moaned and gasped everytime the dagger touched her back. When i was done there was a ton of very light scratches all over her back. It really freaked me out. She sat up and took the dagger from me then had me sit down. I told her i had to leave tho, because i didn't know what she was going to do with the dagger.

I felt bad for leaving
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Old May 26th, 2004, 05:55 AM       
I believe it's fair to say you walked out on getting laid. sounds like a rape fantasy to me, (violent sexual attack at knife point maybe?) its the situations with some girls that involves you having to "lay down in the bathtub" that should sound an alarm or two... or maybe not
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Old May 26th, 2004, 10:16 AM       
she was going to ass rape you with the dagger....
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Old May 26th, 2004, 01:13 PM       
she was going to deepthroat the damn thing, then bleed all over your dick
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Old May 26th, 2004, 02:17 PM       
no, she was going to slice his sphincter and remove his prostate gland and chew on it....
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Old May 26th, 2004, 03:17 PM       
I'd of just stayed
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Old May 26th, 2004, 06:48 PM       
I've seen this sort of thing before... At the goth club I used to frequent, participants would be tied to the "rack" -- a big wooden "X" -- and the doms would do various things to them, one of which included dragging sharp knives across their backs (but not pressing down hard enough to draw blood). I had it done to me once with the metal claws (not as sharp as the blades; it'd take more force to break the skin) and I've gotta say it felt pretty good... like having an itch scratched that you didn't even know was there.

But unless you've "trained" with this sort of thing and are experienced enough not to break the skin, that was pretty messed up of her to put the dagger in your hand and place you in that situation. If you want my opinion, you did the right thing by leaving -- though you probably should've left before the play began. ^^;;
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Old May 26th, 2004, 07:03 PM       
God damnit, I saw Wes and I thought Les Waste came back.
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Old May 26th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
SHE WAS GOING TO SHOVE THE KNIFE INSIDE OF HER VAGINA BLADE FIRST.
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Old May 26th, 2004, 07:43 PM       
whenenh she roled over u shuold hve bnged her up teh a**!
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Old May 26th, 2004, 10:53 PM       
At the fair, I saw a clown masturbate into the cotten candy machine .

Now that was a sticky situation
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Old May 26th, 2004, 11:12 PM       
was the clown cutting himself with a vagina-intended knife as well
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Old May 28th, 2004, 01:50 PM        .
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Old May 28th, 2004, 03:57 PM       
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At the goth club I used to frequent
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Old May 28th, 2004, 04:07 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2004, 10:30 PM       
thats really weird, she would'a stuck that knife places...you never know...
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Old May 29th, 2004, 03:02 PM       
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