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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 11:32 PM        HOLY SHIT :(
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 11:33 PM       
Does he always sodomize you when drunk?
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2004, 11:38 PM       
I'm starting to think that Arrowx is Fartins kid.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 12:03 AM       
I'm starting to think that same thing, man
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 12:42 AM       
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 01:17 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 03:35 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 03:51 PM       
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I'm starting to think that Arrowx is Fartins kid.
Well then, it's no wonder why Farty sodomizes his own children.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
In Russia, Fartin's children sodomize him.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 04:43 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
Anything with the word "Sodomize" in it is just kind of goofy, even though Sodomization itself probly sucks...BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW CAUSE IVE NEVER TAKEN IT IN THE FRIDGIDAIRE?! :/
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 06:40 PM       
Maybe not in the Frigidaire but what about up your ass. Anything along those lines?
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 07:42 PM       
I think if you're calling your ass a fridgidair, sodomy would be the least of your troubles. :/
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
...and could even be a blessing.

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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 07:59 PM       
Sodomy is NEVER a blessing. Well, maybe, but only if the chick is hawt.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 10:03 PM       
And there is plenty of ice in the fridge.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 10:06 PM       
Unless they're shit-flavored and turn your water browner than it already is.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 10:09 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 11:10 PM       
That's what they said in prison.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 11:58 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
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Is your name Bubba-butt-buddy?
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 11:03 AM       
Aren't you a girl? :/
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 11:13 AM       
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you are rigth man in a kids birthday party every adult was drinking, and then kids took beers and started doing crazy stuff. i loved that party and i have it all taped
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 11:23 AM       
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