South Africa: best country in the world!

[South African Lion]

We have
-the cleanest air
-the most beautiful women
-the most pristine beaches
-the best balance between city and country


We have proper food, and not this namby-pamby "haute cuisine" you seem to go so mad for elsewhere, and better beer and wine than those countries renowned for these things.

We have no equivalent to the American redneck (thank fuck for that!)

We have proper man-eating sharks, not these fucking disgraces you Americans call sharks... "dog fish" and "sand tigers"? Fucking hell!

South African men are real men- they play rugby, not this allegedly masculine game called "American football", where the "men" are protected by 8,000 lbs. of padding.

Our women aren't man-hating pseudo-lesbians, but actually ENJOY the company of men. Imagine that!