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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 04:01 PM        The Non Sequitur Humor Thread
Hey all of you new members! Everyone knows that typing up random sentences on the Internet is 24-karat comedy gold! So this is the thread to prove how funny you are! Show off your stunning creativity here. Say stuff like "I'D BE ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW IF THE GUY THAT SOLD THEM TO ME WASN'T ACTUALLY HIS OWN GRANDFATHER LOOKING FOR REVENGE ON HIS MUSICAL REFRIDGERATOR MAGNET" and watch as the laughs roll in!

Do it . Sports, ArrowX, Mad Max, etc. can join in too if they want.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 04:19 PM       
It's trash like this that ruins society. Our children shouldn't be corrupted by this rubbish! Mein Furher
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 05:08 PM       
I have an awsome joke to unleash upon this thread, but I am going to wait until more people post in it.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 05:13 PM       
blow me away with your awesome joke! ill be laughing like hell from your hilarious randomness! so joke away, jokey McJokerson!

i bet my avatar of badgers is funnier than your random shit
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 05:14 PM       
Ok.

Random words. More of them. Oh, the randomness. Funny.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:34 PM       
you are doing it all WRONG ASSWIT
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:36 PM       
lol i gesus thats how u got the dumb marks on ur brain
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:39 PM       
SORRY I'D POST IN THIS THREAD BUT I HAVE TO DEFEND MY HOUSE FROM THE MUTANT SQUIRRELS AND ALL I HAVE IS THIS TOAST!!!! >_> NOOO U'LL NEVER GET MY CHEEESE!!! ARRRRRRGGHHH! *KILLS THEM ALL*
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 12:11 AM       
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It's trash like this that ruins society. Our children shouldn't be corrupted by this rubbish! Mein Furher
OMG SHUT UP FAGGOT BREATH
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 12:29 AM       
Kat YOU ARE so close to mastering it
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 12:34 AM       
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SORRY I'D POST IN THIS THREAD BUT I HAVE TO DEFEND MY HOUSE FROM THE MUTANT SQUIRRELS AND ALL I HAVE IS THIS TOAST!!!! >_> NOOO U'LL NEVER GET MY CHEEESE!!! ARRRRRRGGHHH! *KILLS THEM ALL*
lol squirrls dont eat cheese
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 01:08 AM       
Oh the possibilities where to begin

This thread is gay I'm going to go see if i can find intelligent conversations in any forum besides polotics.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 01:21 AM       
what the hell is "polotics"?
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 02:58 AM       
hahahaha u dont no? get a dictinoary or gratuate form kindergarden u idiot
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 04:16 AM       
THATS WHAT SHE SAID, HAHAHAHAAH, HEY WAIT, GODAMNIT IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT TIME IN SEDNEY i'D BE TAKING A DUMP OF DREAMS IN GRAMPAS MILK, A DUMP OF WET DREAMS:~(


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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 11:31 AM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 03:20 PM       
Camacazio do you get this thread at all?
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 03:26 PM       
i drove my haystack through your tractor last night

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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 04:27 PM       
camacazoi when you make fun of me like that I'm forced to yank down my pants and spank my computer screen in defiance
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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 01:05 AM       
FAGZOID ALERT
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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 01:55 AM       
FAGZOID, HELL i NEARLY KILLED HIM

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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 02:00 AM       
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Camacazio do you get this thread at all?
I did at first but things got out of hand
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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 04:33 AM       
NEIN hAben zie SCHVANZE

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uh what did you say dad i didnt hear you DAD oh go bake a salad what EVER
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