So, what's your pirate name?

[Father §p@z]

"Talk like a pirate day" is this Sunday, and I want you all to be prepared with your pirate names, so click here to find them out! Also, find out your gangster name, Taxi driver name, mafia name, and Significant-other Pet name!

Pirate name: Sea Monkey Jude
Gangsta name: Masta Crack Baby
Taxi Driver name: Jamarámalammadingdong Davis (wtf?)
Mafia name: Blind Tony Ricci
Pet name: Jiggly Ears

Let the madness begin! :o